bREAST MILK IS FANTASTIC

[Squirtle The Turtle]

OK, SO MY MOMMY JUST GOT A NEW BREAST PUMP AND I GOTTA SAY ITS GREAT. SHE EXPRESSES A LOT MORE AND I HAVE AN EASIER TIME BREASTFEEDING TOO.

ANY1 ELSE LIKE BREASTMILK?

 

[StringTheorist]

I prefer vagina milk...

 

[Squirtle The Turtle]

I prefer vagina milk...

Well, I'm breastfed by her. At least once a day, usually before she puts me to bed, she has me crawl up on her lap in the rocking chair and I breast feed.

 

[StringTheorist]

That makes her a pedo...

Hmm...

Does she happen to use the name "Trigger Fox"?

 

[Squirtle The Turtle]

That makes her a pedo...

Hmm...

Does she happen to use the name "Trigger Fox"?

not really. See,..sheesh..um, theres adult time and "non adult time".

Adult time we have sex, ok? We do the do, fuck, screw.

baby time is when I breast feed, I also get changed by her, bathed, e.t.c. So no, we don't fuck during that time.

During such times she is in charge. I'm her submissive, ok?

Sheesh..

 

[StringTheorist]

Yeah, right! You may want to say that in front of the whole court!

 

[Squirtle The Turtle]

Yeah, right! You may want to say that in front of the whole court!

EPIC FAIL ​

 

[Loktar]

*backs away slowly from thread*