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[Eggs Mayonnaise]

'Twilight: Eclipse' Taylor Lautner birthday countdown: 10 days to go

By Hanh Nguyen
February 1, 2010 11:30 AM

In the wake of Taylor Swift's big Grammy night, we thought we'd highlight another singing Taylor. Taylor Lautner.

That's right. The "Twilight" star might be known for his physical attributes but what about those pipes?

As part of Zap2it's continuing countdown series to Taylor's 18th birthday on Feb. 11, we're taking a look (and listen) to some of his best singing moments throughout his career.

It all starts with his childhood role in "The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3D." Check out "Dream."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ-sH3ciHOM

Next, in this behind-the-scenes clip of Taylor in "Cheaper by the Dozen 2." There's a few interview portions with a young, adorable Taylor. He only sings a snippet here, explaining how his costar Steve Martin would lead the singing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlcUppgb4PA

Here's Taylor in an interview with his "Twilight" costars Edi Gathegi and Rachelle Lefevre. It's funny how embarrassed Taylor is when he's outed about singing Miley Cyrus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBp8slmEhJk

More recently, we saw Taylor on "Saturday Night Live" wearing a blond wig, sporting an accent and dancing and singing. That boy has some good comedy skills. He has a mini-solo at the 1:32 mark, and a hilarious expression around 2:06.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/114931/saturday-night-live-show-choir

Last, but not least, is a music video tribute of "Apologize" that Taylor and his ex-girlfriend once made for school. For the record, Taylor is NOT actually singing, but he sure looks good lip synching. We'd love to see him star in more music videos!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDSHIH7rsPs

Now who volunteers to sing Taylor a Happy Birthday? Only 10 more days!

And I thought I was bad with my Harry Potter jailbait countdowns (remember those) LOL

 

[Dr Dave]

Just some idiot from Twilight, who gives a shit.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Goodness! Someone had a big bowl of Grumpies for breakfast!

 

[Dr Dave]

I FEEL LIKE BEING CRANKY EGGS MAYO, GOOD SIR AND MAN ABOUT TOWN!

But im sure he's a fine lad!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No, he's a bitchin' set of abs attached to a scrunchy face and the personality of a houseplant.

But he was in Twilight so all the girlies go SQUEEEE.

 

[Dr Dave]

And some of the boys too, I'm sure!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yeah. But not me. He's too scrunchy.

 

[headvoid]

I really want to get this, but I just dont.

I know who Miley Cyrus is! But beyond there my knowledge is weak.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Consider yourself lucky. If you don't know, there's no reason for you to be infected as well. SAVE YOURSELF!

 

[Cassie]

I actually know one of those "Twilight moms". SCARY.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I really want to get this, but I just dont.

I know who Miley Cyrus is! But beyond there my knowledge is weak.

This guy is indeed scrunchy faced and really doesn't tickle my fancy whatsoever. Meanwhile, Edward Cullen (I'm pretty sure that's his name) looks like Jedward, but he's lacking their infectious/infuriating personality.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember when I googled Robert Pattinson but got a warning from google about viruses and never had a gay thought again?

 

[Tisiphone]

No.

 

[headvoid]

Liar. You have had gay thoughts since then.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Oh, Edward Cullen is the character's name. Whatever...

 

[Tisiphone]

Like duh! Get with the twilight program!

 

[Dr Dave]

He has some standards, so no he should not get on that train. It just goes to lamesville anyway.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He'll always be Cedric Diggory to me.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yeah. Remember those innocent days before Twilight when he was just Cedric Diggory, and we thought he was a handsome lad, and didn't know that he's morose and doesn't bathe often?

 

[Yub]

GO GO HUFFLEPUFF!!