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Now I've seen everything...

Friday

Bazinga!
Shopping in Target today, I saw a guy try to walk out of the store with a 40 in TV. Seriously. Just walk out. The alarms went off and everything. It was a sight to see.

Seriously, dude? Did ya think you were gonna get away with it? :lol:
 
Was he a... negro?

:hmm:
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Uh...no. Why?
 
Are you SURE?

:hmm:
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LOL. Pretty much. I've seen black people before. I think I know what they look like. ;)
 
but are u realy sure?
 
Was he light, bright, or damn near white?
 
of was he a crafty looking chinese fellow?
 
You guys are forgetting Mexicans. It could have been one of them! He could have been speaking spanish hence the assuritness of not being a negro.
 
a clear over sight, new i had missed something...
 
Nobody ever blames pakis.
 
You guys are forgetting Mexicans. It could have been one of them! He could have been speaking spanish hence the assuritness of not being a negro.

Dont be silly, Mexicans are tiny little things, I can't imagine one of them trying to wrestle a 40" TV all by himself. Now if she had said 3 guys I might have asked Mexican. Well Mexican or frat boys.

;)
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Frat boys have the money for the tv.
 
Thieves are betting on that people will refused to get involved. This happens at stores too. Go to a Circle K and test it.
I've worked for one, the managers were always telling me to let it go.
I don't work there anymore.
 
The liability of an injured worker on the premise is more than the cost of the merchandise.
 
You're all wrong. He was a Ferengi on stilts. Ha!
 
Not an albino lesbian eskimo?
 
Albino lesbian Eskimo? I'd totally hit that.
 
With what? ;)
 
You're all wrong. I'll bet it was a Lipstick Lesbian :eek:
 
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