Give 5 reasons why everyone should log into TK chat.

[Gagh]

I have been absent for a long time, owing to my notorius dislike for instant messaging & chat. Give reasons and pix of Kelly Brook here.

 

[Mirah]

 

[curiousa2z]

^THAT the one who was living with Jason Statham?

 

[Gagh]

Yes. SHES MINE ALL MINE.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Wacky often talks about his personal feelings in chat, and especially how he feels about YOU, GAGH.

 

[Gagh]

Don't you think I already know? I have a spare room full of pairs of underwear that he's been sending every day for the last 6 years.

 

[curiousa2z]

ZOMG THE TOMTREK I THOUGHT WHAT GOES ON IN CHAT STAYS IN CHAT!?!?!?

 

[The Tomtrek]

But... you're never in chat curiousa2z!!! (YOU SHOULD COME INTO CHAT)

 

[Gagh]

I just went in. There was nobody in there.

 

[Mirah]

We were afraid so we hid. Afraid of our nakedness.

 

[The Tomtrek]

The FUN TIMES doesn't usually kick off until about 11:30GMT (that's when Wacky joins).

 

[FBI parte due]

And the mountains shall drop sweet wine and the hills shall melt.

 

[Gagh]

The FUN TIMES doesn't usually kick off until about 11:30GMT (that's when Wacky joins).

I see. Welll, I'll be in bed because I get up at 5.30am to get ready for work, so that will never happen on a workday.

 

[The Tomtrek]

That's all part of WACKY'S CUNNING PLAN to talk about you and your hair.

 

[Mirah]

If we are here now, why don't we go there?

 

[Cassie]

1. DUCKS
2. HITLER
3. SANTA
4. SATAN
5. LOLLIPOPS

 

[CaptainWacky]

Menty comes in every nine weeks!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'm not ignoring you guys tonight... I just lost track of time.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Sure SURE.

 

[Tisiphone]

I WANT TO CHAT AT HOME BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE OF MY BITCHFUCKINGMUNCH INTERNET SHE'S A CUNT AND CAN SUCK A DICK