child beater Joe Jackson confirms Omer Bhatti...

[Henoch]

...is indeed the biological son of Michael Jackson.

But then, can anything he says really be truthful??

I'll wait for the DNA test.

 

[Henoch]

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[Henoch]

^^^He looks just like MJ circa THRILLER era IMO.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I'm not convinced that Micheal Jackson ever had sex with a woman, so I doubt this story highly.

 

[Henoch]

I'm not convinced that Micheal Jackson ever had sex with a woman, so I doubt this story highly.

Yeah, like gay people never encounter the pussy?

Not that he was gay...but if he was just shy??...he NEVER encountered the pussy??

MJ could have had sex with women...on those rare occasions. Not everything is black or white.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Oh, I think he was totally gay, and had sex all the time. Just not with wimmens.

Have YOU ever tried teh pussy?

 

[Gagh]

DONCHA WISH UR GIRLFRIED WAS RAW LIKE ME DONTCHA DONTACHAKHKh! SOMG BLEEDING GUMS MURPHY DIED[ OJKLHjl!h sn vius VISIONARIES!

 

[Mentalist]

Any information about MJ and his life is usually so wildly inaccurate and contradictory no matter who's spilling it, family or not, it just gives me a headache.

 

[Gagh]

OMG DESMOND TUTU WAS JACKO'S DAD!

 

[CaptainWacky]

JACKO ATE TABACCO WITH BARACKO ON A PATIO

 

[Gagh]

GORDON BROWN PROVIDED JACKO'S DOCTOR WITH FATAL DRUGS BEFORE REOPENING SUNNYDALE HELLMOUTH!!!

 

[Mentalist]

ALL PLAUSIBLE.

 

[Gagh]

was jacko responsible for Battlestar 1980? FIND OUT IN TOMORROW'S SUN!

 

[CaptainWacky]

JACKO WAS THE ONE WHO PUT ISAAC INTO THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE AND ATE DAVINA'S BABY!?!

 

[Gagh]

DID JACKO MAKE URI GELLAR GIVE MARTIN BASHIR CONCRETE ENEMA? ONLY LOOSE WOMEN KNOW FOR SURE, TUNE IN TOMORROW!

 

[Mentalist]

JACKO WAS A KIND PERSON WHO SELFLESSLY HELPED A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO NEEDED IT SHOCKER IN TOMORROWS NEWS OF THE WORLD.

 

[CaptainWacky]

JORDAN REVEALS FURTHER DETAILS OF MISCARRIAGE "I ACTUALLY STARTED LAUGHING AND WAS SHAGGING AGAIN BEFORE I'D FINISHED"

 

[Gagh]

JORDAN'S MISCARRAIGED FOETUS TO STAR IN BROADWAY AS JOHN BARROWMAN!

 

[Cassie]

Joe Jackson just keeps getting creepier. I don't understand how he can be so calculating and EVIL. His son just died, he should at least pretend to mourn.

 

[Mentalist]

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