Do you ever say "I'm giving very serious thought...to eating your wife?" in real life

[CaptainWacky]

I would if I knew anyone.

 

[Dr Dave]

I have not.

 

[Dirk Funk]

I have not.

Oh! There you are! I heard you might have lost your internet access. Good to see you.

 

[Dr Dave]

I have!

 

[Dirk Funk]

I have!

So you're posting telepatheticly! Good show!

 

[Dr Dave]

Alas, I am not doing that.

Guess again!

 

[Dirk Funk]

Alas, I am not doing that.

Guess again!

You broke in to your neighbor's house, tied them up, demanded they give you their passwords, and are posting from their computer?

 

[Cassie]

He gave them pillzlol!

 

[CaptainWacky]

He broke into his neighbour's house and ate his wife.

 

[Dr Dave]

I'm at the library. Good guesses though.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Are you holding the candlestick, the rope, or the lead pipe?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm having an old friend for dinner.

 

[Dr Dave]

Are you holding the candlestick, the rope, or the lead pipe?

The library has its own lights.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll bet it does.

 

[Dr Dave]

It does.

 

[Pandora]

I don't have a wife.

 

[Dr Dave]

What about a library?

 

[Pandora]

Yes but I don't go there very often. I'd rather buy my books.

 

[Conchaga]

I only say that to men named Pazzi.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I've lived in Manhattan for 8+ years, and I still haven't gotten a NYC library card.

I MUST DO THIS!