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Happy birthday George Lucas (65)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter


WE ALL LOVE YOU
 
I don't know that I love him anymore. I mean, he's like an ex-wife you share kids with. You'll always have concern for them, and care for them as the mother of your kids. But you realize that your values have changed, and you're both no good for each other any more.
 
I already have his looks. Now if I could only have 1/100th of his money...dayum.
 
If only I could have a shaven-headed Natalie on my penis!
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEORGE!
 
Do you think googles himself on his birthday, to find well-wishes from fans, and do you think he's read our posts here?!?!?
 
I bet he's reading them right now.
 
*Shrieks like a schoolgirl and runs in terror*
 
They look drunk.
 
He's probably got an R2 unit searching for birthday wishes.
 
No droids allowed.
 
Fucking Droidist.
 
They're no match for Droidekas!
 
birthday, george, happy, lucas
 
Fucking Droidist.

What..

They leak oil all over the place.
 
^^NON-CANON! NON-CANON! NON-CANON!
 
You don't need to yell.
 
He's very excited. I BET HE'S LEAKING TOO.
 
You can be sure of that.
 
A little. I was too tired to empty out last night. I'll make up for it this weekend. I'm usually an empty husk, devoid of all fluids by Sunday night.
 
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