Is the Loch Ness Monster really that bad?

[CaptainWacky]

Sure, we call him a "monster" but is he worse than a paedophile? NO.

 

[Cloudy]

the loch ness monster doesn't exist, nor do paedophiles

 

[CaptainWacky]

YEs we do!

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Nessie didn't call me in the morning.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I'm telling you, Nessie was invented by Scotsmen to get tourists to come to their raid-besotted country! I mean, come on, there are only three reasons to visit Scotland:

1. Golf
2. Loch Ness Monster
3. Legal sex with sheep

 

[CaptainWacky]

4. Legal sex with Wacky

 

[CaptainWacky]

^Someone will take me up on it eventually...

 

[Dirk Funk]

Sure, we call him a "monster" but is he worse than a paedophile? NO.

As long as you don't give him any money. He'll keep bugging you for tree fitty.

 

[Dirk Funk]

I'm telling you, Nessie was invented by Scotsmen to get tourists to come to their raid-besotted country! I mean, come on, there are only three reasons to visit Scotland:

1. Golf
2. Loch Ness Monster
3. Legal sex with sheep

 

[Love Child]

I'll see your Loch Ness Monster and Raise you a Sasquatch!

 

[Dirk Funk]

I'll see your Loch Ness Monster and Raise you a Sasquatch!

I keep my Sasquatch in basement. I let him out at night.

 

[Towlie]

I keep my Sasquatch in basement. I let him out at night.

Is your Sasquatch hairy?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why do they call him Big Foot and not Big Cock?

 

[Cassie]

Maybe because his cock is tiny.

 

[Towlie]

Maybe because his cock is tiny.

It could be. But do you really want to get close enough to find out?

 

[Seph]

Maybe they call him big foot cause he is modest! and not a show off

 

[Cassie]

I did get close enough to find out!

 

[Dirk Funk]

I did get close enough to find out!

Did he "put it to you"?

 

[CaptainWacky]

maybe he wears big underpants

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Maybe we call him Bigfoot because BIGNOSE would be insensitive!