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I love Coffee!

Mirah

I love you
This morning instead of my usual iced coffee over irish creme, I added ice cream and threw it in a blender.
Yum.
OMG Soooooo goood.
 
In the summertime I make coffeeshakes. Espresso [lots of], icecream and a dash of milk. YUM.
 
Thats right...THATS RIGHT!

GET SOME BITCHES!



On a side note...i enjoy a sweetly bright aroma, with tight-knit complexity: flowers, cocoa, honey, aromatic wood. In the cup lightly syrupy in mouthfeel, sweetly and lushly acidy but superbly balanced, with deep-toned night floral notes, orangy citrus and continued hints of cocoa and aromatic wood. Rich, flavor-saturated finish with a very slight astringency essentially lost in flowers.

Seriously, i will drink the shit day old and cold to prevent a headache. God damn chemical addictions!
 
Thats right...THATS RIGHT!

GET SOME BITCHES!



On a side note...i enjoy a sweetly bright aroma, with tight-knit complexity: flowers, cocoa, honey, aromatic wood. In the cup lightly syrupy in mouthfeel, sweetly and lushly acidy but superbly balanced, with deep-toned night floral notes, orangy citrus and continued hints of cocoa and aromatic wood. Rich, flavor-saturated finish with a very slight astringency essentially lost in flowers.

Seriously, i will drink the shit day old and cold to prevent a headache. God damn chemical addictions!

First off, you don't have to come across as so hardcore here ok.
Second off, mmmmmmm cofffeeeeeeee!
Nice descriptions.
yes.
Coffffeeeee.
 
Present coffee drink:

1 part ground coffee
3 parts cold water
Stir it together and leave in the fridge for 24 hours to 2 days.
Strain it off and mix it how you like it. (this stuff is Strong!)

My way is 1/4 cup coffee, 1 1/2 cups 1% milk, 2 rbsp sugar and a splash of frenck vanilla creamer.
Or a splash of chai tea mix.

Frapiccino:
Blender ice cubes, and coffee and cream, sugar and cinnamon.
 
First off, you don't have to come across as so hardcore here ok.
Second off, mmmmmmm cofffeeeeeeee!
Nice descriptions.
yes.
Coffffeeeee.

i'M A FUCKIN' HARDCORE COFFEE DRINKER,

YOU GOT THAT HO'?

I DRINK COFFEE THAT WOULD MAKE THE CRIPS AND BLOODS CRY TO THEIR MOMMA!

YO! NIGGA!
 
But seriuosly-you guys are driving me crazy with these coffee descriptions! And drink descriptions! I want to get naked and have coffee and ice all over my body! Please come over and make me a coffee drink! ;P
 
But seriuosly-you guys are driving me crazy with these coffee descriptions! And drink descriptions! I want to get naked and have coffee and ice all over my body! Please come over and make me a coffee drink! ;P

Alright just tell where and when. I'll get the coffee brewing while things start brewing in my pants.
 
Coffee bath!


I couldn't do it. Sure a coffee bath would be fun, but I couldn't bear to watch that much coffee go down the drain. And if you even think "I'd drink it" Loktar, I'm going to beat you into a fine paste.
 
Coffee bath!


I couldn't do it. Sure a coffee bath would be fun, but I couldn't bear to watch that much coffee go down the drain. And if you even think "I'd drink it" Loktar, I'm going to beat you into a fine paste.

No I was thinking " I'll drink it! Hope I don't have to share."
 
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