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EGGS! A question

Big Dick McGee

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
I hope this isn't too "stereotypical" or you're "offended" by this "question" but I just picked up a copy of the book "Wicked" for $1. Is it any good?
 
Indeed yes! The entire world sang the book's praises long before it became a musical.

Bon apetit!
 
Hey Eggs I hope this isn't a stereotypical question, but are penises better than vaginas?
 
Yes, especially if your goal is to suck sperm out of it.

The sperm from a penis is much fresher.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Indeed yes! The entire world sang the book's praises long before it became a musical.

Bon apetit!
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OK, cool. I will finish Change of Heart by Monday, then start Wicked. I went nuts at a $1 bookstore in Burbank and bought like 25 books, all of them either hardback or trade paperback. I could (and will) spend a whole day in that store one weekend.

Kinda sucks that I start my new job on Monday, I'll have less time to read. But gots to make da chedda, y'feel me?
 
EGGS! How many penises does a donkey have?
 
Which is better Eggs: Female butt or Male butt? Personally I'm inclined to veer toward the former but I SEEK A BALANCED OPINION
 
A butt is a butt. It all depends on tightness, bubblyness, hygiene.
 
I see, O Sagacious and Venerable One. Hygiene is most important...you have given me cause to ponder....
 
Any hole is a goal.
 
Also hairless butt > hairy butt
 
I have no butt.

Big head, skinny arms, big belly, no ass. I am basically built like ET.
 
^ The long fingers are always a plus. :D
 
RAWR! I am also quite dextrous what with the guitar and all...





...call me...
 
Everyone should be hairless, yes.
 
The only part of my body where I am self-conscious about hair... Drumroll please...

Is my anal area. And now I'm only more self-conscious since reading some stuff from that funny pot-sex-advice girl that CKLT told us about.
 
It is quite messy down there...but I'm not going to groom it for anyone!
 
Sit in some Nair and you won't have to worry about it! Might burn a little.
 
Nair your mohair
 
CaptainWacky said:
Everyone should be hairless, yes.
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Indeed. I'd look better in drag as well.
 
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