The first girl to post in this thread must marry me

[CaptainWacky]

AND LOOK AFTER ME AND COOK FOR ME AND WASH MY SOCKS IF THEY NEED WASHIN' AND SHIT LIKE THAT

 

[Thrusty]

Ouch no responses, well maybe they think u r moving to fast? I dunno?

 

[missmanners]

Can't we just live in sin?


mm

 

[Tisiphone]

Yeah, who needs a contract??

 

[CaptainWacky]

LUCKILY I'M A POLIGIMIST.

 

[Cassie]

Woohoo! Where's your compound?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Out back.

 

[curiousa2z]

out back in that creepy warehouse that looks just like the kind we all yell at the screen for the stupid actors not to go into in horror films?

Just remembered I have a dental appointment.

 

[Tisiphone]

You don't mention sex, but I assume that's part of the package?

 

[Tisiphone]

Just remembered I have a dental appointment.

Is it safe?

 

[curiousa2z]

prolly safer than Wacky's Warehouse! :shock:


*waits to hear what he says about sex*

 

[The Tomtrek]

"Wacky's Warehouse" sounds like one of those kid's play areas you get attached to motorway resaurants where it's just a ball pit and a cardboard cut out of a scary looking clown and the ball pit's always closed because someone threw up thier Little Chef burger in it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sex, but under my terms.

 

[Gagh]

I'LL BE YOUR DAWG

KIA-ORA.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's too orangey for crows!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Let's go outback tonight.

 

[Grammour Boy]

So who's the lucky lass?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Not you.

 

[Cassie]

I am sad that our marriage is off due to my slowness getting online. I'LL GET YOU IN THE NEXT LIFE WACKY.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Maybe he was being tricky and really meant "LAST"????