I just saw the woman next door sniffing underwear off the washing line

[CaptainWacky]

It would have been funny if she'd looked up and seen me watching, with my cock out.

 

[Tisiphone]

Would you have run if she would have come over to sniff you?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No.

 

[Tisiphone]

*gasps*

 

[curiousa2z]

was it her underwear?

 

[Dr Dave]

Wacky has a crush on the woman next door!

 

[Tisiphone]

Or his cock does.

 

[Dr Dave]

That sounds like the same thing really.

 

[Tisiphone]

Oh, I've heard it can be two seperate things.

 

[Dr Dave]

Sounds like feminist propaganda.

 

[Tisiphone]

Heh....

Well, wait...if I was a feminist I would not say "heh" to your response.

WHAT AM I???

 

[Cassie]

A hehminist?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

A lunatic with lethal combat skills, apparently!

 

[Tisiphone]

*smooths hair*

Okay, I feel better now.

 

[Dr Dave]

No if you were a feminist you would glair at me and frown a lot.

 

[Gagh]

It would have been funny if she'd looked up and seen me watching, with my cock out.

One could only but imagine what that look would have been like if she'd also spotted me behind you with my cock out.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I WANNA GO CRAZY LIEKTH E DOGS IN THE AYRD

 

[CaptainWacky]

She was in the year above me at school and she's now got two kids and a third on the way, while I'm wanking on the internet. I WIN.

 

[Dr Dave]

I WANNA GO CRAZY LIEKTH E DOGS IN THE AYRD

Who is preventing you from doing this?

 

[The Tomtrek]

THIS IS THE 20TH REPLY AND THERE ARE NO PICTURES OF THE GIRL IN THIS THREAD.

WHAT THE HELL, INTERNET.