Which way round would you do it?

[Gagh]

So, you've been given a mission to kill Graham Norton & Alan Carr (GOD BLESS YOU), but you have to batter one to death with the other's severed arm. So this important poll asks you which way round you'd do it!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CAN I BUY THEM AN ICE CREAM CONE INSTEAD AND WE ALL GO ROUND TO PETE DOHERTY'S CELL AND SHOOT POISON DARTS THRU THE BARS?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And then they knock most of Dani Behr's front teeth out and go for kebabs.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WITH CHILI SAUCE MADE FROM SACRIFICED VIRGINS.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Or something.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Kill Carr first by stabbing him in the heart because he's not as bad, making Norton watch so that he thinks he knows what's coming and will be confused and terrified when I start beating him to death with Carr's arms rather than simply stabbing him in his dark heart!

 

[Loktar]

I'd let them both live since I don't know who Alan Carr is and I like watching Graham Norton on BBC America.

 

[Dr Dave]

PARTY HARD!

 

[Gagh]

I'd let them both live since I don't know who Alan Carr is and I like watching Graham Norton on BBC America.

"MY NAME IS LOKTAR. I WILL PARTAKE IN NONE OF THIS MINE FILED SILLINESS, INSTEAD CHOOSING TO POST SOBER RESPONSES WITH A DISPARAGING UNDERCURRENT BECAUSE I DO NOT AGREE WITH THE SENTIMENT OF THE ORIGINAL POST, AND INSTEAD OF BEING SILLY, THEREBY FITTING IN WITH THE TONE OF THE THREAD, I SHALL BE A MALCONTENT!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND I AM A ROODY POO CANDY ASS!

 

[Cassie]

I would taser Howie Mandel to death and then swing him by his feet bashing both of them to death with his shiny head.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I want to stamp on Alan Carr's head.

 

[Dr Dave]

I would taser Howie Mandel to death and then swing him by his feet bashing both of them to death with his shiny head.

Few people would try to stop you!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DEATH OR NO DEATH?

 

[Loktar]

"MY NAME IS LOKTAR. I WILL PARTAKE IN NONE OF THIS MINE FILED SILLINESS, INSTEAD CHOOSING TO POST SOBER RESPONSES WITH A DISPARAGING UNDERCURRENT BECAUSE I DO NOT AGREE WITH THE SENTIMENT OF THE ORIGINAL POST, AND INSTEAD OF BEING SILLY, THEREBY FITTING IN WITH THE TONE OF THE THREAD, I SHALL BE A MALCONTENT!"

BAA! I AM A SHEEP. I WILL POST SILLINESS IN A SILLY THREAD JUST BECAUSE IT IS EXPECTED AND/OR DEMANDED OF ME.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

[Dr Dave]

All goes according to plan.

 

[headvoid]

I would make them both stand on landmines with that click mechanism thing meaning if they step off they die.

Then I would make them watch their own programmes on repeat at full volume.

I would also make them do their trademark funny face (or "roslin" as it is known in the business) permanently, until they die.
Here is carrs:

here is nortons

Carrs face looks harder to hold past the 24 hour mark. I reckon he would go first.

 

[Gagh]

Bazooka, would work.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Whatever happened to JLC's Bring Back Star Wars show?

 

[Gagh]

A Woooooooooookkkkieieieieieekekeieiekeie tore his arm out of his socket.