If Obama isn't elected as president, will you kill yourself?

[CaptainWacky]

I know I will!

 

[Gagh]

YES WE CAN!

 

[CaptainWacky]

We should have a mass Mine Field suicide on the day that the boring old Republican guy wins by one vote (Laker Girl's vote, of course.) We could all crucify ourselves on the top of hills.

 

[Gagh]

He should hit us with the OBAMA SLAMMER

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd sell it like death if it helped his rightseous campaign!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

We should have a mass Mine Field suicide on the day that the boring old Republican guy wins by one vote (Laker Girl's vote, of course.) We could all crucify ourselves on the top of hills.

How can you say that someone who was tortured several decades ago and is still living off the kudos is BORING and OLD?!!?

 

[Gagh]

Wait - Laker Girl was tortured several decades ago and is still living off the kudos?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

She doesn't like to go on about it. Much.

 

[Cassie]

It doesn't matter who wins, it'll all be the same LOLKILLMYSELF

 

[curiousa2z]

POLITICIANS ARE THE SAME EVERYWHERE YES.

it's just depending on the particular "system" , the "Haves" are more forthcoming about how far more privileged they are than the rest.

 

[Laker_Girl]

She doesn't like to go on about it. Much.

My freakishly short arms bother me so.

 

[CaptainWacky]

VAL VENIS FOR PRESIPOPE

 

[Yub]

VENIS ENVY!! WOOOP WOOOP!!

I still want that lying bitch Hilary to be hit by her tour bus, only now I want her to be trapped and dragged a few miles. I'd be fine with McCain or Obama getting the job.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Wake up to a hearty, lip-smacking bowlful of nutritious, nourishing Ubik toasted flakes, the adult cereal that's more crunchy, more tasty, more ummmish. Ubik breakfast cereal, the whole-bowl taste treat! Do not exceed recommended portion at any one meal.

 

[Cassie]

Causes anal leakage.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ubik was a good book (I read it.)

 

[Cassie]

I haven't read that, do you remember who wrote it?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Philip K. Dick.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I bet Ben's read it.

 

[Oswald Bates]

Allow me to posteriorate my incision, anticipating the vivid reubix of my afficiate mysticism, concordantly with my lasvicious delinquency perpetuating the paranormal permutations of my preposterous pancreas.