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You can buy frozed chopped onions now.

Back in the 1930's when the supermarket was invented.


(I will literally shit a brick if this is an even partially accurate guess)
 
Frozen chopped bricks.

That's where I ended up and I don't really know where to go with it. I'm no magician.
 
WHEN WAS THIS MADE POSSIBLE?

When it snowed and the power went out, and I put the onions and other vegetables and fruit in the basement, they froze. After the power came on, I needed money and I sold my frozen onions to the neighbors who didn't have any.
 
What do they call that when coffee shoots out of your nose because you read something that hit you sideways?

Thanks a bunch Yub.
 
That may have been SOME PERVERTS trying to steal the phrase from innocent school choldren for their own DEBASED, NEFARIOUS PURPOSES, but I shall fight it with every fiber of my being!
 
"The act of eating out anothers butthole in a pig like manner."

Did someone catch a pig doing this and coin the term? Also, isn't it a given that the snarfer is eating out 'another's' butthole or is my math bad?
 
Thundercats debuted in 1984.

Years before that, to us in the lunchroom, snarfing meant shooting liquid out your nose because somebody made you laugh while you were drinking something, preferably milk.

FUCK THUNDERCATS AND FUCK THE INTERNET. AND FUCK SEX FOR RUINING EVERYTHING NICE IN LIFE.
 
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