Win The Saint Contest

[The Question]

Yes, it's blazingly unoriginal, but why not, let's see what kind of responses it gets.

Contest: Win The Saint for a Day!
Rules: Must be female. Must post what you would do with The Saint and why. Best post as decided by The Saint wins.
Grand Prize: The Saint will perform like a monkey at winner's whim for one 24 hour period, whether it be porn-posting or slavishly devotional threads.
Runners Up: will receive exclusive Karma from The Saint for same 24 hour period
Deadline: Whenever I feel like it, USA time

 

[Alex Buchet]

::crickets::

 

[Mirah]

Um, I think I've posted several times what I would do with you........

 

[The Question]

Heh. That you have.

 

[The Question]

::crickets::

For the last time, Alex, being a bitch doesn't make you female.

 

[Alex Buchet]

This contest appears to be quite competitive. Good luck choosing among all these excellent entries.

 

[Donovan]

For the last time, Alex, being a bitch doesn't make you female.

All his potential dates were killed in the holocaust.

 

[Alex Buchet]

All his potential dates were killed in the holocaust.

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!

 

[The Question]

This contest appears to be quite competitive. Good luck choosing among all these excellent entries.

Isn't too difficult so far. So far, it's just Mirah, you and Donovan.

 

[Donovan]

Isn't too difficult so far. So far, it's just Mirah, you and Donovan.

I'm dead sexy, bitch. You can't afford me.

 

[The Question]

I'm dead sexy, bitch.

I'm not interested in the opinions of your female relatives.

You can't afford me.

Why not? I've got a nickel.

 

[speck]

I should get Lil Bit to post in here.

 

[Donovan]

I'm not interested in the opinions of your female relatives.

What about yours?

Why not? I've got a nickel.

That writing thing's really working out for you, huh?

 

[Donovan]

Not getting laid makes the saint a touchy little feller, don't it?

 

[The Question]

What about yours?

If that's as high as your standards get, no wonder you're in this thread yelling "Sour grapes."

That writing thing's really working out for you, huh?

Better than you will ever know.

 

[The Question]

Not getting laid makes the saint a touchy little feller, don't it?

Just being awake makes The Saint a cranky motherfucker.

 

[Love Child]

Just being awake makes The Saint a cranky motherfucker.

Now what would I want to do with a cranky motherfucker?

 

[The Question]

^^Be a cranky mother, of course.

 

[Alex Buchet]

If that's as high as your standards get, no wonder you're in this thread yelling "Sour grapes."



Better than you will ever know.

Well, I am convinced.

 

[Donovan]

If that's as high as your standards get, no wonder you're in this thread yelling "Sour grapes."



Better than you will ever know.

When you get famous I plan to say I always liked you and then hit you up for money.

Just so you'll know...