Will anyone from this board agree to let me murder them?

[CaptainWacky]

Like the lonely person who agreed to let the German cannibal eat them?

 

[Loktar]

Yes, if I get to butter myself and choose the spices.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Like the lonely person who agreed to let the German cannibal eat them?

Like you'd ever meet a real person face to face!

 

[CaptainWacky]

We would both be wearing blindfolds.

 

[Henoch]

It is my UTMOST FONDEST DESIRE to be murdered by CW. Is there a sign up sheet??

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I never say never. It's nice to have that pill ready under one's tongue if needed.

 

[Henoch]

i am serious...MURDER ME!!!!!!!!! issed:

 

[Seph]

Yeah can you find a kill TriggerFox/squirtle turtle while ur at it?

 

[Henoch]

CW, after u kill me I want Seph to bite my cock off.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

...and spit it into one of Cassie's mason jars!

 

[The Tomtrek]

I'd let Michelle Trachtenberg murder me if she wanted.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if she wanted to beat you at Mario Kart?

 

[Seph]

CW, after u kill me I want Seph to bite my cock off.

...and spit it into one of Cassie's mason jars!

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Only if you promise to mail my foot to the Conservative Party of Canada.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Does Wacky have to do some gay porn first?

 

[Gagh]

No, I shall not let you murder me. I may want to start collecting Super Friends comic books. I have plenty to live for.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But you'd let Wacky kill them, right?

 

[Gagh]

Only after I've had a threesome with them.

 

[Dr Dave]

That's just wrong...

 

[CaptainWacky]

INCEST IS BEST.