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Why is Mister Barclay being clandestinely referred to as a vegetable?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
24TH CENTURY BULLLYING!
 
Crazy foo!
 
They also made fun of his combover.
 
I'm surprised they didnt happy slap him and play it back on the main viewscreen.
 
I'm sure in one of the books, all the other engineers gang up on him in a turbolofy and give him a massive PINK BELLY.
 
I WAS THE MAD UNCLE GUINAN WAS TALKING ABOUT.
 
Barclay can't have sex with women for shame of the penis scar he got in a 4th grade towel whipping incident.
 
And the premature ejaculation.
 
He should get some ED medication.
 
Where the hell is Loktar anyway?
 
MIA thread for him coming tomorrow, NO ONE ELSE START IT.
 
He left because he got a job, but then he got fired.
 
Which is usually when people come back. But he hasn't.

Of course, access was always a problem for him when he was living with his brother.
 
Yes, it didn't help when his brother discovered that TK isn't a site for "job hunting".
 
Sure it is. If you want a handjob, blowjob, or are contracting a hit (troll).
 
Didn't help when his brother chopped off his hands, either.
 
He'd still be making posts with his hooks. He must be in a coma (or not have internet)
 
Last I heard he was saving up for his own machine, as his brother won't let him go spam crazy.
 
ANYWAY, BACK TO BARCLAY...
 
I saw Dwight in an episode of SG1 the other day, he acted well, but put on a very strange accent.
 
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