Why is it that Matt Damon is only hot when I'm drunk?

[starbys]

When I'm sober he's repulsive. :drunkfriends:

 

[EV1L1]

Because you can look over his gayness drunk?

 

[starbys]

It's not even gayness. It's like mean-little-kid...ness. Or something. I can't put m y finger on it. Hmmm...

*clicks on the THERAPIST SIGNAL*

 

[The Dork Lord]

I just keep remembering him on Team America...

 

[Laker_Girl]

Because, like most men, Matt Damon is only attractive with beer goggles on.

That turned up little nose and that big head. He's not a man, he's an escaped elf from the North Pole.

 

[starbys]

Ok, that made me giggle. If I could I'd give you karma.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Odd face, good body, still not sure about his acting.

 

[starbys]

I'll give you an example of how I feel about his acting or at least how I used to feel about it.

When Ben Affleck cried in Armageddon I cried, but when Matt Damon cried in Good Will Hunting I burst out laughing.

 

[starbys]

SHUT UP! YES, IT WAS AN EMOTIONAL CLIMAX AND BRUCE WILLIS WAS THERE TOO AND HE SACRIFICED HIMSELF WHICH WAS WHY I WAS TEARFUL, OKAY??

 

[Cassie]

Armageddon was a good emotional type movie I CRIED TOO OK? lol.. I cried every time the coyote fell off a cliff when I was little too!

 

[Dr Dave]

Nothing wrong with crying at the end of Armageddon.

 

[VKD]

Because, like most men, Matt Damon is only attractive with beer goggles on.

I'm glad you finally accept what we all knew already. You had the courage to come out at last.

First Jodie Foster, now you.... there must be something in the water this month.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Don't be stupid VKD...Oh wait.

For clarity, like all the men in People's Sexiest Man Alive issue, Matt Damon, etc...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Armageddon was good because Colm Meaney was in it...no, that was The Rock, never mind...no, wait, it was actualy Con Air...never mind.

 

[Dr Dave]

Con air was ok.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Because Colm Meaney was in it.

 

[starbys]

I loved Con Air and the Rock and Face Off. It was just that Nic Cage phase. Gives me the tingles.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

There are many better than Matt Damon, but there are FAR many more who are worse.

I wouldn't send it back if it was served to me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Nicholas Cage is better than Matt Damon. At everything.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Nicholas Cage is in some of my favorite movies, but as a person/object of desire, he makes my skin crawl.