Why doesn't Natalie Portman smile much anymore?

[CaptainWacky]

As I'm sure you've all noticed, Natalie doesn't seem to be smiling much anymore. WHAT HAS CAUSED her crippling depression?

 

[Cock]

cock deficiency.

don't worry...i'm on it

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Probably Ben Stiller's fault.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Voted Bibby.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THOSE FUCKERES AT HAVEN! I'LL GET THEM FOR THIS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd like to see you come to Haven and say that!

 

[headvoid]

We all need more metal feet in our lives

 

[Cassie]

Maybe she doesn't smile cause she forgot to sex up the ducks.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe it's to get to me.

 

[Cassie]

She's sad cause she's growing up. It happens to all of us.

 

[curiousa2z]

she knows her time in the top spot is in peril.

 

[Dr Dave]

I went with Global Warming.

 

[curiousa2z]

who would smile at global warming?

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't know.

We can blame many things on global warming though!

 

[curiousa2z]

it is handy!

 

[Dr Dave]

Its the communist/jew of the 21st century.

 

[CaptainWacky]

who would smile at global warming?

Laker Girl.

 

[Dr Dave]

She would!

Why Laker Girl why?

 

[Ishcabittle]

COLD WINDTERS/??S?

 

[Dr Dave]

ALL DIE SOON, SUN HOT!fdjgopishgf