WHY DID TOM RIKER SAY SHUT UP TO O'BRIEN WHEN PRETENDING TO BE WILL ROIKER?!?!?!?!?!p

[Gagh]

OMHGM!!! CONVENTION CNQUESTION!!! LOL TOM SUCKED OFF KIRA NNADN STOLE THE DEFIANT LOL NO SECURITTY JUST TORE IT STRAIGH t out of the Dickong CLAMPS! lol the doctor was in sevens body and didn't even get naked once

 

[Mentalist]

LOL THE MOST ANNOYING QUESTION OF ALL TIME THAT IS ASKED OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN BY COMLETE FUCKING SPANNERS THAT CAN'T HANDLE THE CHIEFS FEELINGS GETTING HURT BUT IT WAS OBIVOUS THAT HE DIDN'T WANT TO GET INTO A CONVERSATION ABOUT HOW MANY DICKS TROI SUCKED ON POKER NIGHT WHEN SHE LOST TO WILL'S MEGA COOL SKILLS THAT DATA COULDN'T UNDERSTAND LOL EVEN THOUGH HE KNEW HOW TO PLAY POKER HE COULDN'T UNDERSTAND BLUFFING OR HOW TO TELL A JOKE TO GUINANA AHAHAHA PRUNE JUICE A WARRIORS DRINK! YOU SEE IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S NOT VERY WARRIOR LIKE SO IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE OF THAT AND THAT'S WHY IT'S FUNNY AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE BECAUSE STONE COLD SISKO SAID SO BROTHER BENNY WAS A FUCKING GOGLLY BOT LOONY JIM AND ODO WAS A missmanners is a goddess!missmanners is a goddess!missmanners is a goddess!missmanners is a goddess!.

 

[Gagh]

AND THEN GARAK AND QUARK HAD THIS FTREALLY DEEP ANDF NEANINGFUL CHAT OIN QUARJK'S BAR ABOUT HOW ROOT BEERT EMOBOISDIES THE FEDERATION BEECAUSE IT'S CLOY AND SWEET LIKE THE FEDERATION AND THEYT QERE THESE TWO REFORMED BAD GUYS TRYING TO BLEND IN BUT TREALLY ITS BECAUSE TH EWRITERS RELAISED THEY HAD THESE REALLY GOOF ACTORS AND THEY'D NEVER BOTHERED TO WRITE A FUCKING DEVCENT SCENE BETWEEN THEM THEN PULASKI GOT LAGERED UP ON SYNTHEHOL CHALLENGED KYLE RICKER TO THAT STUPID FUCKING DUAL IN DUMB SUITS WITH COTTON BUDS AND BECAUSE SHE WAS A REAL FLY FORMER GLADIATOR WITH MORE WINS THAN NIGHTSHADE ON GLADIATORS SHE BEAT KYLE RIKER'S ASS WHILST FASHANU SHOUTED AWPOOOOOOOOOOGA!!! AND ULRIKA BEDDED EVERY PREMIERSHIP FOOTBALLER ONLY FOR LAFORGE TO CRY HIMSELF TO SLEEP BECAUSE HE GOT LESS PUSSY THAN WESLEY CRUSHER IUN 7 SEASONS OF TNG.

 

[Mentalist]

LOL! THAT'S RIGHT GIRLFRIEND! IF YOU DRINK ENOUGH OF IT YOU START TO LIKE IT! IT'S INSIDIOUS! JUST LIKE THE FEDERATION!

AND JUST LIKE LORD PALPATAD SIDIOUS THE THIRD WHO WAS REALLY THE INSPIRATION FOR ROM BECAUSE THEY BOTH HAD FEET THATS RIGHT AND THEN WHEN GARAK WAS ALL LIKE YOU BUNCH OF COCKSMOKING BANDITS! AND JULIAN WAS LIKE YEAH AND WHAT OF IT MR OBSIDIAN ORDER AHAH! I KNOW YOU'RE AN OBSIDIAN ORDER MAN AND I'M THE BEST BECAUSE I FOUND OUT AND GARAK IS ALL LIKE I'M A FUCKING TAILOR AND JULIAN IS ALL LIKE WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE KNOW WHAT I MEAN AND THEN CHIEF O'BRIEN WALKS IN AND TURNS TO THE CAMERA AND SAYS.. ARE YOU HAVIN' A LAUGH? ARE YOU HAVING A LAUGH!

AND JADZIA WHO IS ALL HIP WITH THE BAR CREW IS LIKE WORD TO THE MUTHAFUCKER DOM JAT HUUMAN? DOM JAT AND THEN LOL A VULCUM TURNS UP AND SISKO IS ALL LIKE THAT FUCKIGN missmanners is a goddess!missmanners is a goddess!missmanners is a goddess!missmanners is a goddess! BRISTLE BITCH! E GONE BEAT ME AT BASEBALL.. ME ME ME A FUCKING ###### IN SPACE! FUCK ROM HE FUCKIGN SUCKS AND YOU ALL THINK IT'S NOT IMPORTANT AND I SAY WHATS IMPORTANT BECAUSE IF I DON'T I MIGHT VERY WELL START ACTING UP AND IF I DO THEN THE SHATNER WILL COME SMACK ME DOWN FOR BEING THE OVERACTING KING OF THE STAR TREKIAN UNIVERSE LOL TREKKERS.

WORD UP HOLMES!


THEN SOME OTHER STUFF HAPPEN AND ALL THAT YOU KNOW LIKE WITH ODO BEING A FUCKING NANCY DREW MUTHAFUCKER AND TRYING TO BONE A HOLOGRAPHIC KIRA AND EVERYONE IS LIKE FUCK IT MAN JUST RAPE THE REAL ONE!
THEN DAMAR GETS SHOT SOMEONE THROWS UP IN A BREEN HELMET AND THROWS IT AT NOG AND HIS LEG FALLS OFF AND IEEEEEEEEEEIEIEIEIIE!! STUPID SCRAM IT'S ONLY A PAPER MOON MUTHAFUCKERS.

 

[Gagh]

THEN VIC FONTAINE HITS HIS WORLD BEATING PERFORMANCE OF 'GOLDIGGA' WITH JAMIE FOXX ON DRUMS AND HARMONICA ONLY FOR THAT FUCKING KILLJOY DEXTER REMMICK TO BREAK UP THE FICKING PARTY BEFORE BOUNCER FROM NEIGHBOURS COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH SHWOUING EVERYONE THERE WAS A FUCKING ALEIN INVASION ALL ALONG SO THEY PHASER THE FUCK OUT OF HIM AND HE MELTS LIKE A GROSS HORROR MOVIE AND THE ALIENBS ARE NEVER MENTIONE AGAIN, CAUSING SHATNER TO GO INTO OVERLOAD BECAUSE HE KILLED THE CETI ALPHA EEL THAT CRAWLED OUT OF CHEKOV'S EAR EVEN THOUGH E WAS ALL ABOUT DISCOVER AND SEARCHING FOR LIFE IN THE SERIES BECAUSE RODDENBERRY DIDN'T LIKLE WRATH OF KKLHAN WHENB TGIUS IS THE SAME OLD FUCKER WHO OK'D THE SPACE HIPPY EPISODE (WHICH TROI WOULF HAVE BEENB EXCELLENT IN) THEN KAMALA BEAMED DOWN AND SAIFD !! HEY PICARD YOU SLAPHEAD FUCKER I'M GONNA DISINTEGRATE YOU IN X-MEN 3 IF YOU LET THAT FERENGI OR THAT OLD BASTARD TOUCH MY HOT ASS! WHICH OF COURSE PICARD DID AANS WAS PROMPLY DISSOLVED IN X-MEN 3 JUST LIKE THE FLY DID TO THAT GUYS HAND AND FOOT IN THE FLY (LOL JEFF GOLDLUM TO CAPTAIN ENGLAND IN THE NEXT WORLD CUP?) THEN GARAK FLIPPED OUT LIKE A NINJA ON EMPOK NOR ANBD KILLED A BUNVVH OFG FEDS BUT IT'S OK HE TOUCHED A DRUG IT'S NOT HIS FAULT SO LETS LET HIM BACK ON DS9 SO WRINKLY WINN CAN BE SEEN IN BED WITH WRINKLY DUKAT BECAUSE YEAH THE FANS SO WANT TO SEE THAT INSTEAD OF MORE MIRROR EZRI LOOKING ALL SLUTTY IN LETHER OMG I'D SUCK HER TITS THEN WACKY KILLED EVERYONE WITH THE VULCAN STONE OF GOL.

 

[Mentalist]

THEN.. WEZLON THE EVIL WESLEY CRUSHER CLONE OF SHINBONE, JACK CRUSHER AND BLUE SHIRT PICARD FROM TAPESTRY KICKED RIKER IN THE BALLS ON BOARD THE TITAN AND TOOK THE HELM AND STARTED TO HEAD FOR TEMIS THE VORTAS HOUSE WHILE FIREHAWK MASTERBATED FURIOUSLY OVER A NAKED PHOTOCHOP OF PULASKI WHILE CONSTANTLY REWINDING AND PLAYING HARRY KIM ON THE CLARINET AND SEVEN WAS ALL LIKE THIS IS FUCKING ILLOGICAL YOU MONKS AND CHAKOTAY WAS ALL LIKE HEY REMEMBER ME EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE NEVER HAD EVEN THE FUCKING SLIGHTEST BIT OF CHEMISTRY EVER ONCE NOT EVER IN THE WHOLE FUCKING SERIES I THINK WE SHOULD START FUCKING AND THE DOCTOR WAS LIKE I SEE HOW IT IS THIS IS THE FUCKING END NIGGA AND THEN HARRY POTTER WAS ALL LIKE

AND SEVEN WAS LIKE O'RLY AND HARRY WAS ALL LIKE YA'RLY AND THEN NEELIX AND TUVOK DID THE STUPID FOOT DANCE AND THE POTTER SKILLZ WAS ALL LIKE OH NO YOU FIFN'T BITCHA ND AVADA KEVARAMAMAAAAJHKSJADF'D NEELIXS HEAD BUT HE DUCKED AND IT HIT ECHEB AND HE DIED AND JANEWAY HAD GAY SEX WITH SEVEN AND CHAKOTAY TRIED TO JOIN IN BUT BELANNA THREW SOME CHEESE THAT HAD BEEN IN SICKBAY (LOL REFERENCE I'M SO CLEVER) AT HIM AND HE SLIPPED OVER AND SAID HEY YOU GUYS MUST REALLY LOVE ME YOU HAVEN'T DELETED ME YET AND THEN WEZLON WHO WAS ON THE TITAN THE WHOLE TIME EVEN THOUGH WE'VE BEEN ON VOYAGER RAMRAIDED TEMIS'S MUMS HOUSE AND KILLED THEM ALL AND JUST AT THAT MOMENT FIREHAWKS DAD WALKED IN ON HIM WHO HAPPENED TO BE MR MIYAGI AND KARATE CHOPPED HIS NOSE AND THAT IS THE STORY OF EASTER.

 

[Gagh]

I ain't got nothing on that.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Peerfect thread.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

How the fuck is this Stephen Gerrard?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can't tonight...maybe tomorrow, Jack.

 

[Gagh]

How the fuck is this Stephen Gerrard?

Worst bit of footy tat. Ever.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THEN ODO PULLED DOWN HIS PANTS AND SAID "COME AND GET IT, KEIRA!" BUT KEIRA KNIGHTLEY SAID "EWW! SHOULDN'T YOU BE TALKING TO MAJOR KIRA, NOT ME!?" AND ODO SAID "NO SHE'S DAMAGED GOODS, Y'ALL KNOWS IT!" THEN KNIGHTLEY SAID "AND WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PULL YOUR PANTS DOWN? YOU'RE A CHANGELING, YOU COULD JUST MAKE THEM DISAPPEAR!" SO ODO TURNED INTO RHYNO AND GAVE HER THE GORE GORE GORE BUT THEN AL GORE JUMPED OUT OF ODO'S BUCKET AND SAID "BY HITLER'S HAMMER IWLLFLKSdgf" LSDKGJ asdgbhjnkghkj JIGLLGY lsj CHARLOTTE CHURch

 

[CaptainWacky]

^LOL I killed this great thread.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

(he didn't want to get into conversation with o'brien and have to answer tricky questions)

 

[whisky]

THEN ODO TOLD O'BRIAN TO SHUT UP SO HE WOULDNT HAVE TO EXPLAIN HOW HE COULDNT MAKE A PROPER FACE, YET HE CAN DO A REALLY GOOD HAMSTER, AND ALSO NOT TO ASK WHAT HE WAS DOING UP RICHARD GERES ARSE, AND HOW CAN HE BE A GLASS, THATS JUST WHACK, SPEAKING OF WHACK, NICK NACK PADDY WHACK, OBRIAN STOP BLOWING UP SHIT THAT BELONGS TO THE ENGLISH, HOW MANY YEARS DID YOU WAIT BEFORE YOU COULD FINALLY BLOW UP SOME OF BASHIRES SHIT? ITS NOT HIS FAULT HE READS THE NEWS, HE WASNT A TERROIST, AT LEAST UNTIL 24, RAPE? RAPE? WHO DO YOU THINK i AM, RUSSLE BRAND?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Bashir was a terrorist in Spooks once. And he exploded in Vertical Limit.

 

[whisky]

And to think when he made DS9 he was so proud of being an arab and never having to play a terrorist.

 

[whisky]

His uncle is Maclcolm McDowell BTW.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOL HE NAMED HIS KID DJANGO FETT LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

Malcolm McDowell is the fire in which Nathan Pettrelli burns!?