Who invented getting out of bed?

[CaptainWacky]

Who decided that we should get out of bed in the morning after sleeping, rather than just staying there FOREVER?

 

[Cassie]

Some asshole I'M SURE.

 

[Dr Dave]

I was gunna say some asshole as well!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Let's get one big bed and all sleep in it together until the sun rises no more.

 

[Dr Dave]

Henoch must be on the other side of the bed then me.

 

[Cassie]

Don't be scared!

 

[Dr Dave]

As long as your by my side, I wont be!

 

[Cassie]

Aw!

 

[Dr Dave]

Lets hug!

*hugs Cassie*

 

[Cassie]

NOPE! I'm mad now, you have to sleep next to Henoch! And he can use your buns to warm his weenie!! NEGGER!

 

[Dr Dave]

I gave u green karma back, CAN WE BE FREINDS AGAIN!?

 

[Cassie]

OK BUT DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!!

lolomgyouismean

*hugs Dr Dave*

 

[Dr Dave]

*hugs for Cassie*

w00t

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

My hands get grabby in a group bed situation. Just an FYI.

 

[Dr Dave]

Eggs can be next to Love Child and Captain Wacky.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I did not envision this thread taking a sexual turn, I must say.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade...IN BED.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I did not envision this thread taking a sexual turn, I must say.

Oh sure, that's why you had us all in BED WITH EACHOTHER

 

[Love Child]

I did not envision this thread taking a sexual turn, I must say.

Theres nothing sexual about it at all!

I think HELL INVENTED GETTING UP IN THE MORNING! IFUCKINGCURSE THE MORNINGAND IT CURSESME!

 

[The Dork Lord]

You will all fall asleep before me, and I will be stuck there watching everyone sleep and listening to snores!