Where the hell is Headvoid?

[The Dork Lord]

Off ranting somewhere, no doubt!

 

[FBI parte due]

I left a kindly comment on his youtube and HE DIDN'T ANSWER THE RAT BASTARD

 

[Cassie]

He's having an affair with Minnie Mouse, they're living in a house made of cheese.

 

[The Dork Lord]

DOES MICKEY KNOW?!?!

 

[FBI parte due]

Mickey was the one who set it up, m'dear.

 

[Cassie]

Mickey is Minnie's pimp.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Which is cheaper, Minnie or Daisy?

 

[CaptainWacky]

He went to London to see THE POPE!?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Pope on a rope?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No. Pope on a Popethrone.

 

[Yub]

The Pope likes Daisy. She's the more expensive of the two. AND A DUCK

 

[curiousa2z]

Daisy! That homewrecker!

 

[FBI parte due]

POPE SEX FOR THE POPE LORD WILL BRING US ALL TOGETHER

 

[The Dork Lord]

Donald Duck got VD for your SINZ!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Fuddlemiff reporting here from London amid incredible scenes as headvoid meets the Pope. Some onlookers are quite literally bursting with excitement, much to the chagrin of those in the rows in front.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So where is Headvoid?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He's running around Trafalgar Square wearing the Pope's hat.

 

[Cassie]

He claims he is the pope so the ladies will let him touch them.

 

[The Dork Lord]

How many pope groupies are out there?

 

[FBI parte due]

A billion or so, according to the official numbers. Some of them quite hot (see: Brazil, Italy).