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[Volpone]

I miss incandescent bulbs. I've got a piano lamp over my computer. And it got very warm. Then the last incandescent bulb burnt out and I had to buy an LED one. It's dead cold. It will likely last forever, but I still miss its warmth and having the next bulb in the junk drawer for when it burnt out.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You know that thing where, in party cities once upon a time, they'd just pour the various cocktail ingredients into your mouth instead of mixing them in a glass? I wanna do that. But with hot dogs.

Seriously. Just open a pack and scarf 'em down, squirt in the occasional shot of mustard and relish and stuff some buns in the ol' face hole. It would be magnificent.