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He got propane in his urethra.
 
 
He got propane in his urethra.
URETHRA FRANKLIN??
 
 
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If Trump is mad at the French, he should rename the Statue of Liberty "Maiden America." Because, while accurate, it sounds like "Made In America," and since it was made in France... 🍜
 
 
 
 
Simple pleasures. I've owned Aloha shirts. But the good ones are even more ephemeral than T-shirts. Their days are numbered. A favorite was one that belonged to my Dad. Obviously he didn't wear it a lot so I got it and eventually wore it out. Of course back in the '80s there was a Hawaiian shirt fad, but a lot of those shirts weren't that accurate. When I lived in Hawaii, I picked up a couple at Goodwill--a fairly snug cotton one and an actual rayon Hilo Hattie's one. I think the cotton one has a tear on a shoulder but the Hilo Hattie's one just needs a button sewn back on. That said, I picked up a couple at JC Penny's a few years back. They were a little disappointing because the collar was wrong but they looked fine and I wore them until they fell apart. Then a few weeks back I was at Kroger, of all places, and they had some on closeout. I found some that were perfect classic Aloha shirts although the smallest size was "M" and it seemed a little long and baggy. Oh well. Such is life. When I got them home I was surprised that they were actually about the same size as my Hilo Hattie's shirt so I tried to be content, but I really wished they weren't so long and baggy.

The one I've been wearing picked up enough of a funk to chuck it in the wash so I grabbed the other one (that had already been washed). Turns out rayon shrinks and now it fits perfectly.

On an unrelated note, I see that I've fucked around long enough that I can have an early lunch instead of driving 10 miles to work 30 minutes before lunch and then driving back for lunch and going back yet again in the afternoon.
 

I always assumed Rex Hamilton was some super famous actor, but that title sequence was the only acting he ever did.
 
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