Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Volpone]

It's so wild, when dehydration just sneaks up on you. Over to paint trim on the house this morning. Shorts and a white T-shirt. Plus, it hasn't been as miserably hot and sticky as it's been. My shirt got wet and I got tired, but I was generally comfortable. Then it was time for the afternoon dog walk. Chance of rain so it cooled off quite a bit and was actually a fairly pleasant walk. Did get caught by a short shower towards the end, but I had my umbrella. Got The Dog home and decided to fuck off on the computer and catch my breath a bit, to give the rain a chance to end and I felt a little thirsty so what the heck, have a glass of water with ice. I instantly drained it in one draught while standing at the sink so I had another and that one went down pretty quickly too. I hadn't consciously realized I was that thirsty, but apparently I was.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Cassie]

Today is going to be nerve wracking, there are people here to cut down a tree. It's in a falling on the house kind of place.

 

[whisky]

They usually get training on making them not fall on houses.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Here you go Captain a hull sunset.

No hills so it checks out.

 

[Volpone]

The challenge I presently face is that my brain knows what it's able to accomplish with a 35 year old body--and doesn't understand it is in a 56 year old body.

 

[Volpone]

GENIUS!

 

[Volpone]

Can't remember if I've posted this here or not. And I cannot take credit for it (or remember who to attribute it to) but:
INTERVIEWER: There's this 5 year gap on your resume' that just says "Revenge."
ME: ...
ME: You don't remember me, do you?

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Cassie]

I saw something streak through the sky this morning. It was either a meteor or an alien landing.

 

[whisky]

I wonder if eventually they will rename meteors so as not to upset vegaterians.