Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Volpone]

OK. A few years back I learned I had heartburn issues. And from time to time I see an article that is like, "Have problems with heartburn? Take these 5 important steps." And I'll read it and say "YES! Yes! It all sounds so wonderful. I shall be ignoring all these steps." This message brought to you as I binge eat fried foods, covered in spice, just before going to bed, after drinking enough booze to kill an entire platoon of US Marines.