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Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

Well you had me at Carolina and Dakota but lost me on the other ones.
Na, Tennesucky just grew on me
How about Nebrasas?
 
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Clever. So clever.
 
OOH! OOH! COLONEL KIRA'S LEFT TIT! COLONEL KIRA'S LEFT TIT!
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"It looks like you're about to have explosive diarrhea. Would you like some help with...oh, never mind. Check the cupboard behind you, hopefully."
 
 
 

Amazingly, Ian Smith is still alive despite being given six months to live in December 2024. SO THAT'S A WIN AGAINST GOD.
 
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I think I need to just get a fucking cow. I crave beef but in my mind a cheap cut of beef is $4 a pound. Actually, fucking hamburger is almost $8 a pound.
 
I think I need to just get a fucking cow. I crave beef but in my mind a cheap cut of beef is $4 a pound. Actually, fucking hamburger is almost $8 a pound.
Not a bad idea, I have a friend who wants me to go in with him and split one. Not sure what the exact market prices on that are right now, but I have plenty of freezer space and it's gotta be cheaper in the long run.
 
Do you ever look at some of the people on YouTube you have on subscribe and think to yourself, I don't even like these people?
 
 
Does anything sum up the futility of life better than how, on a hot night with the ceiling fans roaring, after you've finished cleaning the house and decided to go to bed, The Dog comes over and demands pets. So you sit there NOT going to bed but instead watching huge clumps and tufts of hair swirl through your clean house as The Dog revels in her petting?
 
Love means never having to shave your furry.
 
 
Holy fuck, my life is surreal. For various reasons I got to thinking about how wildly inappropriate the combination of kilts and stilts would be so naturally I got on the Internet to see if anyone had done anything with it.

It is a Veggie Tales episode.

Yes, a Christian show about cartoon vegetables did a bit on wearing a skirt with no underwear while being significantly taller than everyone around you. :confused:
 
Get to da chopper!
 
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