What's really happening on the island?

[Tisiphone]

O'RLY?

 

[Cassie]

Hurley!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

MAYBE the whole thing is in Hurley's head like Dave said and this is proof and the parts that go on when he's not there are just his subconscious filling in the gaps.

 

[Cassie]

With his axe?

 

[Tisiphone]

Maybe he's Sybil, and everyone on the island is a personality!!!!

 

[Cassie]

Maybe they're in purgatory... lol, try posting that at abc.com

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES AND HE KILLED SHANNON AND BOONE BECAUSE THEY HAD NO PERSONALITY

 

[Cassie]

THEY WERE JUST EYE CANDY

 

[Tisiphone]

They WERE KILLED FOR THEIR INCESTUOUS RELATIONSHIP!!

Incest is best!

 

[Cassie]

BOOONNE!!!

 

[Tisiphone]

 

[Fuddlemiff]

So "Dave" was a polar bear who was trying to make Hurley kill himself and get really fat?

 

[Cassie]

No Dave is a monkey on Hurleys back, Walt is the polar bear

 

[whisky]

shouldnt walt be a black bear?

 

[The Tomtrek]

You know after she had the baby Claire was pretty hot.

 

[whisky]

At a month a season I guess Sun will be pregnent until the show ends now

 

[CaptainWacky]

You know the episode where Claire was having flashbacks to her time being held by Nathan? I thought she was actually hotter in the flashbacks where she was pregnant than in the present day scenes. Even though the only difference was a pillow stuffed up her top. DISTURBING, if anything.

 

[Gagh]

THE POLAR BEARS ON LOST ARE ACTUALLY ALL INDIAN CORNERSHOP OWNERS IN DISGUISE.

 

[Conchaga]

Paki bears?

 

[The Tomtrek]

So it turns out that Hurley was actually God and Locke finds that out and dances for him for most of season 3.