What should my auto biography be called?

[Dr Dave]

WELL?

GIVE ME TITLES!

 

[Donovan]

My life as a car? Because, you know, "auto"... ahh, never mind.

 

[Seph]

"Im a cunt"

or

"Im a cunt"

 

[Dr Dave]

So far Seph's ideas are good.

Points for the auto thing though Donovan.

 

[Seph]

:rofl:

 

[Dr Dave]

I would have a chapter called "SEPH IS AN ASS AND POSSIBLY A BEAR LOVER".

TAKE THAT!

 

[Seph]

id burn down the house of everyone who bought one of your books and shit in your kettle turn it on and leave...


TAKE THAT!!!

 

[Cassie]

The Adventures of Dr Dave.

 

[Dr Dave]

Some good suggestions so far.

 

[Donovan]

How about "WHO, Dave? Dave's not here!"

Or "You know that fifth doctor who never agrees to shit?"

 

[Harkley]

Dr_Dave: 150,000 wanks later

 

[Dr Dave]

Good first suggestion Donovan.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"My life, my loves, my lotions."

 

[Loktar]

PILLZLOL: How I Became A Fake Doctor and Internet Drug Lord

 

[Dr Dave]

Is Duke higher then lord?

 

['Gear]

I'm not a doctor, but I play one on the internet. You can call me Dave.

Or-

YCC-MD.

 

[Loktar]

Is Duke higher then lord?

Me thinketh not.

 

[Dual]

Is Duke higher then lord?

"Lord" is a relative title; "Duke" is absolute. Anybody above you (whether a lowly vicomte or an emperor) is your domine, while duke is a specific rank.

Plastered at the Post Office: A Memoir.

 

[Dirk Funk]

How to cook people: A recipe guide by Dr Dave.

 

[Loktar]

Hats for Bats: A Knitting Guide by Dr Dave, author of Scarves for Dwarves.