What does Superman get out of it, anyway?

[CaptainWacky]

FOOT MASSAGES?

 

[Cassie]

SEX!

 

[Gagh]

CD's of The Backstreet Boys.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HE PREFERE N SYNC

 

[Gagh]

and LIBERACE

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND LIP SERVICE (A NEW BAND I JUST MADE UP)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

AND LITTLE DEBBIES

 

[Cassie]

He'll stop a speeding bullet for a star crunch

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

NO, REAL LITTLE GIRLS NAMED DEBBIE, THE PERV.

 

[Tisiphone]

No, No....he wants lil Debbie's and Sara Lee's!!!!!

 

[Cassie]

And Wendy's

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

All rotating on a lazy Susan?

 

[Gagh]

LOL I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU CRAZY AMERICAN TYPES.

 

[whisky]

Superman sees anyone naked he wants to, indoors or out, and he dosnt have to worry about them telling anyone as he give them cancer with his prolonged bursts of x ray vision perving

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He can speed fuck someone and they wouldn't even know it. They'd just think they were dying for a couple of minutes and then mysteriously sit by the phone for days.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Have any of you heard Lip Service's new song, 'I Am A Hoover'?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I would like to, though.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

AND LIP SERVICE (A NEW BAND I JUST MADE UP)