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What do you wear under there?

geedis said:
  1. Panties
  2. Briefs
  3. Bikini Briefs
  4. Granny Panties
  5. G-String
  6. Boxers
  7. Something Else
  8. Nothing At All
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What are you? Some kind of faggoty pervert to be asking such a question? You do realise guys who ask such questions have never been laid? That is a fact. Ask anyone who has ACTUALLY fucked a female. All non-cherries know this to be true. You my friend are a LOSER with a capital 'L'. Go back to reading your Penthouse magazines as that is the closest you shall come to seeing pussy.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Well after seeing the ugly bitches who pollute this site I suggest you start covering yourself up honey.
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We've seen you. Are we asking you to kill yourself?
 
SaintLucifer said:
Well after seeing the ugly bitches who pollute this site I suggest you start covering yourself up honey.
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If you don't like what you see, then leave. And don't call me honey.
 
Vinyl Boxers.
With big metal studs and spikes
and neon tubes that spell "Will you kiss me in the dark, Baby?" in three colors
there's also a jet-pack attached to the waist-band that let's me fly when my jeans are off.
They are SUPER BOXERS!
 
Ironclad said:
Vinyl Boxers.
With big metal studs and spikes
and neon tubes that spell "Will you kiss me in the dark, Baby?" in three colors
there's also a jet-pack attached to the waist-band that let's me fly when my jeans are off.
They are SUPER BOXERS!
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Who is the 'baby' your neon tubes address for you? Your daddy?
 
Ishcabittle said:
Nope. It's YOUR momma, and I've heard they git it ON!!!
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I await bated breath another story about me. Please hurry. I am so excited. I rushed home from Mickey D's and washed the fry grease from my hands. Quickly now.
 
Naw, I'm done with that. I like to take a premise and milk it for what I can get from it, and then I toss it aside into the heap.

There's not much else to write about you, your life is pathetic, so, like, I pretty much summed it all up in that one story.
 
Ishcabittle said:
Naw, I'm done with that. I like to take a premise and milk it for what I can get from it, and then I toss it aside into the heap.

There's not much else to write about you, your life is pathetic, so, like, I pretty much summed it all up in that one story.
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Aw don't be like that. It showed your creative side which I daresay you display rather well. Come on. Please? Another story.
 
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