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Weird Shit From Youtube

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So every now and then I'll watch Youtube videos of a thing called ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response). It's an extremely strange, scientifically unconfirmed phenomenon whereby certain audiovisual stimuli cause a person to get a weird tingly/crawly sensation.
Anyway, one video I found today stands out to me for a totally unrelated reason, because I seem to observe things that don't really catch the attention of normal people: This girl has THE TINIEST nostrils of any human being I've ever seen.
It's like her nose is just a solid wedge of flesh that somebody used a number 2 pencil to poke nostrils into as a hurried afterthought just prior to boxing her up and shipping her out of the factory.

 
Post-colonoscopy fart:

 
Somebody took a cheese-ass fundy shyster and turned his nonsense into a genuinely catchy little ditty:

 
The Saint said:
So every now and then I'll watch Youtube videos of a thing called ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response). It's an extremely strange, scientifically unconfirmed phenomenon whereby certain audiovisual stimuli cause a person to get a weird tingly/crawly sensation.
Anyway, one video I found today stands out to me for a totally unrelated reason, because I seem to observe things that don't really catch the attention of normal people: This girl has THE TINIEST nostrils of any human being I've ever seen.
It's like her nose is just a solid wedge of flesh that somebody used a number 2 pencil to poke nostrils into as a hurried afterthought just prior to boxing her up and shipping her out of the factory.

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You obviously did not watch the whole clip and are therefore not benefiting from what she was saying. You also missed the scissoring somewhere around 19 minutes.
 
Mirah said:
You obviously did not watch the whole clip and are therefore not benefiting from what she was saying. You also missed the scissoring somewhere around 19 minutes.
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"Haw." the man said. "A gut-buster. A comedian. Wait'll I loosen my belt."
 
Well, I thought I would at least try. I mean I watched the whole thing!
 
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It was. I recall watching a relaxing hypnosis video about 3 years ago. But the night I watched the video you posted I went down the ASMR rabbit hole and I was like "WTF"
Seriously
 
This bitch wants to boop YA FACE!

 
IT'S THE LICK YOUR OWN BUTTHOLE PARTY DAAAAANCE! :bigass:

 
Turn on Closed Captioning to watch this video.

 
 
Nothing gets weirder than this shit.

 
Hurdy mutha fuckin' gurdy. Bishes.

 
And just in case you thought the Japs had a lock on weird...

 
Straight from one of the Nordic countries (Finland, I think).



Found this back in either 2006 or 2007.
 
I just... what... :hmmm:

 
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