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Vitamins

Like this one day, I was eating really really healthy, and actually I was eating healthy for the whole week, but it finally caught up with me one day and I felt SOOOOOOOO good.

In fact I felt soooooo goood that I was like, "Hey I should take vitamins!" "Then I would feel even better!"

So I did.
 
Why? Wait! Does that mean you never felt good?
OMG DR DAVE I have to mail you some VITAMINS!
PRONTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
WHAT?! OMG. I was so set to mail you a vitamin or two just now
and you ask for DUCKS?! WTF?!?!?!??! Why would you want a duck instead?!
How am I going to mail a duck?! And if vitamin meant something else to me
what does duck mean to you?
OMG
I'm going to have to go to bed now
cry my eyes out
wash my brain out with soap
I suddenly don't feel so good now
where are my vitamins?

Just kidding I feel fine.
 
Oh wait, yeah I just saw that.
Now I feel like a total dumb ass!
Stupid stupid stupid Me!
How could I be so stupid?!
OMG!
 
I was just doing Chris Farley from Saturday Night Live.
I mean
I wasn't doing him!
I was
omg stupid stupid
how can I be so stupid
 
HIS BALLS WERE SO HEALTHY THEY TURNED INTO ONE BIG BALL.

I miss chewable vitamins. Also children's aspirin. I drink Alabama Slammers because they taste like orange children's aspirin.
 
Flintstones taste better than gummy bears, the damn things are dangerous. But as a rule I don't want to take any pills unless I'm dying.
 
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