starguard
Unluckiest Charm in the Box
This is a story that I got from another website that I visit. I try to avoid posting other peoples stories, but this is one that was far too halarious to pass up!
What would you do if you were in a situation like this
Ok, I'm nearing the end of this ordeal, but I'll post it up anyways;
I got this great place, but it was very expensive, and had a 6 mo lease. I got a roommate from out of town to sign on with me (2 bed 2 bath +loft, perfectly new). I showed her around the area, introduced her to my friends, and took her out to parties. Pretty soon, she slept with one of my friends then started talking shit about him, led on another of my friends then started talking shit about him. She stopped giving the common courtesies of responding when I said 'hi' to her and avoided talking with me at all, then I heard from my friends that she was talking shit about me behind my back too. That pissed me off.
Anyways, halfway into the lease she tells me that shes moving out. I told her that was fine, but she had to pay to cancel the lease or get a replacement if she wanted to do that since I couldn't maintain the lease myself. We argued a LOT, and finally she said that she would pay for the remaining 2 months on the lease (which was less than the cost of cancelling the lease). Last night, she tells me that we are getting evicted, so she doesn't write the checks. I called the leasing office an hour ago and they told me that we are not getting evicted. She is supposed to leave today, and be gone by the time I get home, yet she has not paid for the rest of the lease and I am faced with either paying her rent, or picking up and leaving.
Oh, I forgot to mention that she rummaged through my room also, and took a few things from me (luckily I recovered them), including my old fake ID which I found in her room next to the card of a police officer. She also called in a noise complaint on us from her room (my friend overheard her) at 9:30 when myself and 2 friends were sitting in the kitchen chatting over a few beers, and the police came to tell us to be quiet. She didn't say a word to us about it.
This is one of the responses that was given
HAD to add to this thread because I also have a HORRIBLE roommate!! She doesn't shower daily, has a stupid cat and she doesn't change its stinky litter except every two weeks, she waits till I am asleep to slam doors and bang around the house, even though I've asker her repeatedly not to, she handwashes dishes instead of putting them in the dishwasher (if she can't clean herself properly, then as far as I am concerned, she can't clean dishes either) She talks to my ex and tells him all about my private life, she went into the garage last night and locked herself out and proceeded to bang on the door till I woke up to let her in (it was like 3am) She leaves her door open all night for the cat and I am too nice to make any noise while SHE sleeps, even when its two in the afternoon! umm, what else, OH, she has yet to ever clean her bathroom since we moved in, she leaves lights on in EVERY room all at once, she turns on the faucets for her cat to DRINK off them (GROSS!) she also lets her cat run all over the kitchen countertops (Again GROSS) she laughs after EVERY thing she says (its the most irritating laugh too and its literally after EVERYthing she says) and she talks loudly on her cell phone 24/7 (probably talking to me ex lol)
Now top that...
I wonder what Luci would do in a situation like this
What would you do if you were in a situation like this
Ok, I'm nearing the end of this ordeal, but I'll post it up anyways;
I got this great place, but it was very expensive, and had a 6 mo lease. I got a roommate from out of town to sign on with me (2 bed 2 bath +loft, perfectly new). I showed her around the area, introduced her to my friends, and took her out to parties. Pretty soon, she slept with one of my friends then started talking shit about him, led on another of my friends then started talking shit about him. She stopped giving the common courtesies of responding when I said 'hi' to her and avoided talking with me at all, then I heard from my friends that she was talking shit about me behind my back too. That pissed me off.
Anyways, halfway into the lease she tells me that shes moving out. I told her that was fine, but she had to pay to cancel the lease or get a replacement if she wanted to do that since I couldn't maintain the lease myself. We argued a LOT, and finally she said that she would pay for the remaining 2 months on the lease (which was less than the cost of cancelling the lease). Last night, she tells me that we are getting evicted, so she doesn't write the checks. I called the leasing office an hour ago and they told me that we are not getting evicted. She is supposed to leave today, and be gone by the time I get home, yet she has not paid for the rest of the lease and I am faced with either paying her rent, or picking up and leaving.
Oh, I forgot to mention that she rummaged through my room also, and took a few things from me (luckily I recovered them), including my old fake ID which I found in her room next to the card of a police officer. She also called in a noise complaint on us from her room (my friend overheard her) at 9:30 when myself and 2 friends were sitting in the kitchen chatting over a few beers, and the police came to tell us to be quiet. She didn't say a word to us about it.
This is one of the responses that was given
HAD to add to this thread because I also have a HORRIBLE roommate!! She doesn't shower daily, has a stupid cat and she doesn't change its stinky litter except every two weeks, she waits till I am asleep to slam doors and bang around the house, even though I've asker her repeatedly not to, she handwashes dishes instead of putting them in the dishwasher (if she can't clean herself properly, then as far as I am concerned, she can't clean dishes either) She talks to my ex and tells him all about my private life, she went into the garage last night and locked herself out and proceeded to bang on the door till I woke up to let her in (it was like 3am) She leaves her door open all night for the cat and I am too nice to make any noise while SHE sleeps, even when its two in the afternoon! umm, what else, OH, she has yet to ever clean her bathroom since we moved in, she leaves lights on in EVERY room all at once, she turns on the faucets for her cat to DRINK off them (GROSS!) she also lets her cat run all over the kitchen countertops (Again GROSS) she laughs after EVERY thing she says (its the most irritating laugh too and its literally after EVERYthing she says) and she talks loudly on her cell phone 24/7 (probably talking to me ex lol)
Now top that...
I wonder what Luci would do in a situation like this
