TOP 100 REASONS WHY I DON'T FUCKING KILL MYSELF

[CaptainWacky]

1. There are no actual valid reasons at all why I shouldn't, anything that is listed in this thread as a valid reason ISN'T valid and in fact means that I should just fucking kill myself because I'm a pointless waste of space (LOL JOKER STOLE GAGH) and oxygen and get EVERY FUCKING THING WRONG and am the least human human to ever live and any valid reason why I SHOULD kill myself is valid but the most valid at all is this, the number one reason why I should just fucking myself: BECASUE IT'S ALL FUCKING PIONTLESS AND I FUCKING HSOULD GFSJKkkkkkkkkk G feel ntohing

 

[Fuddlemiff]

2. hpcry:

 

[Hambil]

3. Pie

 

[whisky]

3. if you don't kill yourself your chances of eventually having sex are a lot higher than if you do

 

[I am Dan Brown]

5. If you do, the number 4 will be have been stolen forever by the illuminati.

 

[whisky]

I could have sworn I wrote 4

 

[CaptainWacky]

WE NEED A DISCUSSION THREAd.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

We very well could discuss ourselves to death.

 

[Cassie]

6. If you kill yourself you'll never impregnate me and the next generation of MFers will NEVER BE BORN

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

7. And if there's no Mine Field: The Next Generation, there will be no Mine Field: Deep Space Nine, Mine Field: Voyager or Mine Field: Enterprise!

 

[Hambil]

7. And if there's no Mine Field: The Next Generation, there will be no ... Mine Field: Enterprise!

Are we trying to save him, or shove him off the ledge?

 

[whisky]

8 if you kill yourself now you wont see the greatest star trek film ever made

 

[Loktar]

9. I won't be able to read your stories to help distract me from the insanity/stupidity of the Badlands.

 

[Mirah]

10. One day Cassie and Mirah will marry you at the same time.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm not going to kill myself today.

I will tomorrow.

 

[The Tomtrek]

11)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

11)

"WHO SMELLS PANCAKES? WE SMELL PANCAKES WOO WOO!!!1"

 

[whisky]

I never thought I would see the day when Adama would blow the invisible man while Tigh watched laughing

 

[Ishcabittle]

12. you complete me

 

[The Dork Lord]

13. If you kill yourself, I will travel to Scotland and piss on your grave (OR IN YOUR CREMATION JAR?)