Top 100 Minefield Moments

[Hambil]

1) Hambil jokingly threatens to shutdown the minefield and becomes hated for 4 years by everyone in it.

"Shut down the Mine Field. With Day Care it's become redundant.
It's an eye-sore on TK, and it takes up too much space, especially now that we can't prune it.
Its time has come."
- Hambil 27 March 2005

 

[Mentalist]

2

The Day Michaela Strachan posted here for 9 hours straight and started a monumental battle with Dr. Dave ending in her calling him a GOLLIWOG and her never posting again.

 

[CaptainWacky]

(Breaking the FUCKING FORMAT I don't remember the first one at all and I doubt anyone hated you for years because of it.)

3. The Wacky Hot One Hundred Version 2.0. Some believe that Version 3.0, coming NEXT WEEK, will be even better.

 

[Cassie]

4.

The time Natalie stopped by for tea, only to be served coffee. She was outraged! OUTRAGED!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

5:

When Claudia Winkletits off the telly smiled at Wacky.

 

[Dr Dave]

6. The time somebody called Laker Girl a dirty bucket.

 

[Mentalist]

7.

That one time Tyrone Kwamebe asked the Mine Field to help him get the Nigerian Gold he was owed by his brothers wife's sister the Princess of Bongo Land and in return he would give us $14,000,00 US and a mud statue each in the palace of BongoBongo.

Adventure, intrigue, murder and suspense. A week I know many of us will never forget...

 

[curiousa2z]

8. that time I was curious

 

[Fuddlemiff]

9] That time I was miffed.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

10) That time I got egged...changed things forever.

 

[FBI parte due]

11. That time I approached curiousa2z with something to be curious about and she turned around, slapped me across the face, and yelled "SHUT UP, YOU CUNTING MINGER! I'M WATCHING FOOTY!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

12. That time Hambil tried to start a "top 100 Mine Field moments" thread with actual real moments that really happened (even if only he remembers them) and we all replied with jokey made up "moments", basically turning it into a clone of the "Mine Field Facts" thread.

 

[Hambil]

That's because you're all passive aggressive fucknoses

 

[curiousa2z]

13. the moment Hambil realised we're all passive aggressive fucknoses!

 

[Cassie]

14. That time Tomtrek held me down whilst Wacky violently teabagged me, shouting "HAHAHAHA WE DO THIS TO ALL THE NEW MINE FIELDERS!"

 

[Dr Dave]

I think you were lied too!

15. When asked "Who likes short shorts" the MF responded Meep Meep we do we do.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

27. That time Wordin spoke in baby talk for a whole week. Oh yes he did! YES HE DID!

 

[Ishcabittle]

16. The Mine Field tried pants.

OMFG YOU GYUS THESE THINGS ARE SO COMFY!!!!
- Ishcabittle - May 2007

You know what everyone? I'm suddenly feeling really, really sexy in these new garments... Anyone want to cyber?
- Tomtrek - June 2007

I don't know.
Maybe it's just me.. but
I want to fuck everything that wears pants,
now that i'm in them.. OMG PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Mirah and/or Love Child - May 2007

These pants are the tits. I love them, and I've turned all my friends on to them. The Mine Field is the best forum, anywhere, anytime.
- Mentalist - July 2007

WELL IV'E NEVER SEEN ANYTHING AS LOVELY AND THERE HAVE MANY LOVELY THINGS I'LL DTELL YOU NATALIE NATLAITE NAS CHARLETTE AND SO ON AND I WANT TO BREAK INTO SONG EVERYWHER I GO BUT THAT CAN'T HPAPPEN SO FUCK YOUY PANTS YOU AND SITTING ON MY BOTTOM NO MORE
- CaptainWacky August 2007

 

[Hambil]

17.

Gagh accidentally merges all of Ares threads into one and Wacky memorializes it forever as a thread that shall now never be forgotten.

 

[CaptainWacky]

18.

The Harkley "I EAT SPUNK" thread or whatever it was that spawned various "I REFUSE TO READ THE SPUNK THREAD" spin-offs or whatever it was.