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This weeked (this weekend) is "fucking post in the MF you cunts" weekend

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
because i only exist when i'm replying to to mf posts and i just blocked an old friend on msn because this is the first time i've seen him on for over a year and i have absolutely nothing to say and i'm hugely embarrased about it

cutns
 
Don't feel embarrassed, I block people all the time.

I've had [you] blocked for about a year.
 
:rwmad:

I NEVER BOTHER PEOPLE ON MSN, YOU ASSHOLE!
 
LOL you tag pwned.
 
I don't understand how someone can be "away" but they've still got the "what am I listening to?" thing on. HOW CAN THEY BE LISTENING TO MUSIC IF THEY'RE AWAY?
 
*raises hand frantically*

I KNOW, I KNOW! WHEN THEY CHECK MSN ON THEIR SMARTPHONE WHILE LISTENING TO AN MP3 OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN BECAUSE THEY HAVE OCD?
 
Ah-h-h-h.
 
FIVE POINTS FOR GRYFFINGHEY LOL
 
I'll finish that story one day, stop pestering me!!!!
 
I'll make a thread or two.
 
Just back from a poetry reading and this time I actually read one myself! It was scary but I frigging wanted to at least try. kept telling myself to breath (that's supposed to be calming in movies, aint it?) - dunno if that made any difference, but I did ok.... used to be terrified of public speaking so this is like a work in progress.
 
And now for the Wanton Folly Of Me Mum!
 
FUCK THE MF, BURN DOWN THE SYSTEM.
 
Don't get cranky with us FBI Parte LAME
 
Shut up, Loktar.
 
Just back from a poetry reading and this time I actually read one myself! It was scary but I frigging wanted to at least try. kept telling myself to breath (that's supposed to be calming in movies, aint it?) - dunno if that made any difference, but I did ok.... used to be terrified of public speaking so this is like a work in progress.

Do like I do: imagine all the people in the audience, especially those you find attractive, wearing slinky sexy underwear. DO NOT, however, do like I did and wear sweat pants while attempting this trick...it can only end badly.
 
where's fred
 
Reason #1 for BDM to do a Golden Globes Fashion Thread: Christina Hendricks' gazongas.

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Hey! I recognize her - she was on [ill-fated] LIFE! I liked her character.
Also, "Although she is known for her red hair, Hendricks is a natural blonde and has been dying her hair red since she was ten years old".
 
(Sidebar to Cassie -- that gown is a Christian Siriano. NO LIE!)
 
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