this thread is for emotions too volatile for regular threads

[Ishcabittle]

OMG THE NEXT PERSION WHO PUSHES ME IN FRONT OF A SUBWAY TRANE IS SURLY GOING TO GET IT, AND GET IT BIG!

 

[curiousa2z]

THAT's torn it!

 

[Ishcabittle]

FUCKING NETBIOS!!!! WHY DON'T YOU MAKE A STANDARD THAT AUTHENTICATES TO A DOMAIN WITH SOME FUCKING SENSE INSTEAD OF VIA HOST RECORD CACHES THAT POINT TO MACHINES THAT NO LONGER EXISTS!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

This is a thread of madness.

 

[Cassie]

The machines exist, but they are AFRAID of your awesome anger.

 

[headvoid]

Even god gets angry

 

[curiousa2z]

EVEN GODS GET ANGRY

 

[curiousa2z]

ONLY CATS CAN BE CATS!

 

[Ishcabittle]

I MISS MY GOLDFISH YOU FUCKERS!!!!!

 

[curiousa2z]

CUT ME OFF WHEN THERE'S NO ONE BEHIND ME AS FAR BACK AS THE HILLS OF ROME ONLY TO THEN CRAWL ALONG AT 25 GODDAMN CLICKS AN HOUR MAKES ME LONG FOR A HOOD-MOUNTED ROCKET LAUNCHER YOU BRAIN-DEAD OXYMORON!

 

[Tisiphone]

TERRENCE HOWARD IS AS GAY AS THE PURPLE TIE HE'S WEARING WITH BLACK SOCKS

 

[headvoid]

I HAVE EATEN TOO MANY JUCIY JELLIES AND AM HAVING S USGAR MELTSOWN

 

[Tisiphone]

I THREW MY SEARS CARD AT THE SALESPERSON AND SAID CANCEL IT, BASTARD

 

[Cassie]

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKERS WITH YOUR IPODS AND FANCY HIGH SPEED INTERNET I'LL JUST STAY HERE IN MY OUT OF DATEDNESS WITH MY FANCY PANTS AND CLOWN SHOES EATING CORNDOGS AND CHEETOS GETTING LITTLE ORANGE SMUDGES ON MY KEYBOARD AND TEARS ON THE FRONT OF MY SHIRTH

 

[Tisiphone]

That actually sounds ilke a good idea, Cassie.

I'M IN

 

[curiousa2z]

TRYING TO HAPPILY GARDEN BUT WILL THE GODDAMN BLOODY BLACKFLIES LET ME NO THEY SHOULD ALL PERISH IN FLAMES! FIIIIIEEEEEE!

 

[headvoid]

CANT BREAK MY SELF DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOUR!!!

AND I LOOKED AT A GIRLS TITS TODAY AT WORK AND SHE NOTICED AND I CANT HELP IT IM A MAN BUT IT FELT A BIT BAD AND I THINK SHE MAY THINK I AM A PERV BUT IM NOT REALLY JUST LIKE TITS FELT LIKE SAYING SORRY BUT NOT APPROPRIATE

 

[Loktar]

FUCK ROCKTAR AND HIS ONLINE POKER TOURNAMENT TONIGHT! I WANT TO STAY ONLINE PAST TEN TONIGHT! FUCK SHARING THE COMPUTER! ARRRRGH!

 

[CaptainWacky]

ggr, hitler, hats

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I

HATE

WEARING

TIES

EVERY

DAY

FUCK

!!