They tell you not to stare into the sun BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MOON

[CaptainWacky]

Why is it "safe" to stare into moon but staring into the sun will SUPPOSEDLY blind you? Have you ever actually heard of anyone being blinded by staring into the sun? I sure haven't. I say tomorrow we all fucking stare into the son for seven hours AND SEE WHAT THEY'VE BEEN HIDING.

 

[Loktar]

Trump stares into the Sun for hours at a time, and it's done wonders for him. Not physically blind but blind to the plight of America and stupid af.

 

[Dr Dave]

Don't let BIG MOON trick you, it's not safe to stare into the moon!

I'm wearing my "I hate the moon" T-shirt.

 

[Mentalist]

 

[Cassie]

THE MOON IS MADE OF EVIL SHRAMPS.

 

[Loktar]

Don't let BIG MOON trick you, it's not safe to stare into the moon!

I'm wearing my "I hate the moon" T-shirt.

I stare at the Moon all the time. Waiting for the egg to hatch. Doctor Who lied to me again.

 

[Dr Dave]

Very shifty!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THE MOON IS AN EGG AND NOW THAT IT'S A NEW EGG THAT MEANS THE APOLLO 11 MODULE AND THE FLAG THE U.S. PLANTED ARE GONE SO THE MOON IS UP FOR GRABS AGAIN IN FACT ELON SHOULD FLY THERE RIGHT NOW AND NOT COME BACK BONCLOLSYWOOWOO

 

[Dr Dave]

Propaganda!