The MF is at full operational Power.

[Mentalist]

Welcome home, Gagh.

 

[Gagh]

I wouldn't get too excited as yet

 

[Mentalist]

Don't make me eat my keyboard. I'm serious, if you dissapear again I'll fucking eat it. Then I won't have anything to type on.

 

[Caitriona]

**hug Gagh**

I don't care how long you're here visiting, you came to visit and I love seeing you.

 

[Harkley]

Welcome back... ish?

 

[Ishcabittle]

HMM??? SOMEONE SAY MY NAME?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen. *Palpatine laugh*

 

[Caitriona]

You always were the wise one!

 

[Gagh]

ARE YOU SAYING WACKY HAS SLITTY EYES?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've got slutty eyes and I'm looking at YOU.

 

[Tyrant]

I have bad eyes and am staring at blurry.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Lisa needs braces.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I need an eyepatch.

 

[Mentalist]

 

[jack]

I have glaucoma.

 

[headvoid]

Have a spliff, it's the best cure

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Also for hangnail, headache, fever, cough due to cold, and ennui.

 

[Mentalist]

Did someone say headache?

 

[CaptainWacky]

HALF A BRAIN, BUT A WHOLE MAN.

 

[Ishcabittle]

ISN'T THERE A SHITTY STONE TEMPLE PILOTS ABOUT HAVING HALF A MAN I USED TO BE?

The thread title is dead on today, boy howdy.