The episodes of friends that never were

[whisky]

The one with the greased dildo

 

[headvoid]

The one with no whiny voices whatsoever

 

[whisky]

the one with Lando Carlissian

 

[headvoid]

The one where Jennifer Anniston did some acting

 

[whisky]

The one with 30 minutes of hard core lesbian sex

 

[headvoid]

The one that's funny

 

[whisky]

The one with the semtex

 

[headvoid]

The one about 9/11

 

[whisky]

The one where other people didnt join in

 

[headvoid]

The one where nothing works out nicely at the end

 

[headvoid]

The one that tackled the thorny issue of the US Imperial ambitions in the middle east and their impact on Muslim youth culture

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The one where no one acted using their hands.

 

[whisky]

The one where Chandler wasnt sarcastic
The one where they had a video
The one with Harry the bastard, what a complete bastard

 

[Cassie]

The one where Joey wanked all over Monica's apartment while she was downstairs having coffee.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The one where the ugly naked man was Neroon and he canceled the show because viewers were getting too "excitable".

The one where Pheobe got hit by a car and woke up in 1973 and couldn't figure out if she was mad, in a coma, or back in time, but either way, it was like totally cool.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The one where all the characters but Joey are replaced by unconvincing archetypes and it's cancelled after two seasons and even that's too long.

 

[Gagh]

THE ONE WHERE JOEY SEES CHANDLER'S PENIS IS SHAPED LIKE KING KONG BUNDY.

 

[Gagh]

THE ONE WHERE PHOEBE'S HEAD SPINS ROUND AND ROUND, HER EYES GLOWING RED AND HER MOUTH SPEWING SPARKS WHILST MONICA PLAYS THE SPOONS ON RACHEL'S HEAD WHO IS POGO-STICKING ON ROSS'S GROIN WHILST JOEY BRICKS IN CHANDLER'S MOUTH PART 3.

 

[Gagh]

THE ONE WITH MONICA'S IDENTICAL LABIA-TWIN.

 

[Gagh]

THE ONE WHERE GUNTHER FLIPS OUT AND DOES NINJA SHIT ON RACHEL, THEN TIES & GAGS HER IN HIS BASEMENT, SUBSEQUENTLY CARVING HER UP.