The Eggs Mayonnaise / Liza Minnelli Halloween Special

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Ladies and gentleman, Miss Liza Minnelli!!!

 

[Liza Minnelli]

START SPREADIN' THE NEW--AIEEEEEE!

*Falls through a hole in the stage into a pool of hip-hungry piranhas*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LIZA MINNELLI LADIES & GENTLEMEN! GIVE 'ER A HAND!

 

[Dr Dave]

I'm not giving her my hands. I need those!

 

[Loktar]

I'm not giving her my hands. I need those!

Give her your feet then. You could always replace them with METAL FEET.

 

[Dr Dave]

I like my original feet, I will not give her my feet either.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She already has METAL HIPS! :shock:

 

[CaptainWacky]

TEAM GEST.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Liza's explanation to Oprah on why she married Gest in the first place: "I had encephalitis!"

Encephalitis is an acute inflammation of the brain. Encephalitis with meningitis is known as meningoencephalitis. Symptoms include headache, fever, confusion, drowsiness, and fatigue. More advanced and serious symptoms include seizures or convulsions, tremors, hallucinations, and memory problems.

 

[Cassie]

One of my aunts got some terrible fever, which let to encephalitis when she was 4 and was severely brain damaged.... so i think that is a valid excuse!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or she was just taken in by his tales of Vaginica Semen.