THE DIANA ZOMBIE RESURRECTS ANT AND DEC!

[CaptainWacky]

The Diana Zombie has officially announced that she has become the first zombie in history to ingest enough human brains to become the most intelligent life form who ever lived. "I ate so many brains and every time you eat a brain you collect a tenth of the I.Q. score of that person," she explained, patiently. "I'm just using I.Q. score here as handy guide to what I mean - obviously having a high I.Q. alone wouldn't have made me what I am today. No, I am now a master of all crafts, truly the greatest person to ever live. And all it cost me...was my soul. Heh heh heh...CHARLES, I'M COMING FOR YOU! RRRRRRRRRR, BRAINSSSSSS! Sorry, the instincts kick in every now and then. I'm not going to kill anyone else. Unless I have to."

The Diana Zombie is now so skilled that she managed to resurrect Ant and Dec, who tragically died in a crack den two years ago this Christmas, Ant's gums lovingly wrapped around Dec's cock.

"BRAINSSSSSSS!" said Dec upon resurrection.

"COCKSSSSSSSSS!" said Ant.

"I can't take them anywhere!" laughed the Diana Zombie.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"THANK GOD (or whoever) YOU SHOWED UP, I was suffocating and Ant's breath was getting rancid..." - Dec's Cock

"No need to thank me, citizen! I'm here to protect all Earthians from scheming cocksuckers and little green slugs that are growing in the Thames that seem innocuous enough now BUT IN A THOUSAND YEARS WHOA NELLIE LET ME TELLYA!" - Zombie Diana