Ahhh... your skin. So deliciously golden-brown. So light, so crispy... Oh, I could make sweet love to you for hours.
Except yer just a piece of fuckin' toast.
Except yer just a piece of fuckin' toast.
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CaptainWacky said:Toast doesn't have skin!
CaptainWacky said:Does toast feel pain?
CaptainWacky said:Have you ever asked it?
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