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Talk about how awesome Ishcabittle is in this thread

Cassie

Cassie

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He once rescued Captain Kirk's toupee from being raped by rabid wolverines.
 
He risked his life in a heroic, last-ditch defense of RAPEMAN_69's good name and is right now working on convincing Natalie to abandon the primitive practice that is "clothing."
 
Ish would win Big Brother. US AND UK DANMMOTAd;ASDSADAASDALSD;AAasld
 
He used his last tic-tac to put out the eye of an evil duck raping badger.
 
He is currently having sex with the entire population of Romania. AT ONCE.
 
He nun-chucked a cow.
 
He invented a Time Machine and raced back to lead Jumbo off the tracks to safety; THEN HE went back and banished the inventor of polyester to Outer Mongolia; THEN HE interrupted the Fox Programmers' meeting that cancelled Firefly, shot everyone; THEN HE raced over to the workshop of Henry Ford and slipped a recipe for cold nuclear fusion under his door; AND THEN HE returned home in time to watch his favourite Dr Who re-run with a nice snack of cheese and biccies.
 
okay, now that's just highly implausible.
 
Actually, giving Ford the recipe for cold fusion might be a bad idea, since he'd probably use it to kill Jews.
 
He is Antman.
 
FBI part due said:
Actually, giving Ford the recipe for cold fusion might be a bad idea, since he'd probably use it to kill Jews.
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EXCEPT, Einstein would counter with an -anti -Henry -Ford -killing -the- Jews -recipe and THUS THE BALANCE OF POWER WOULD BE MAINTAINED.
 
Ishcabittle said:
okay, now that's just highly implausible.
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well not really when you consider it DID take you the better part of an afternoon!
 
okay, you got me. frankly, i'm suprised there are this many replies. frank. franklin. frankly franklin's frank. frank.
 
He fathered Emma Watson.
 
His nipples are a bright shade of aquamarine, IIRC.
 
He can eliminate cancer with a glance.
 
Ish is awesome because everyone is awesome cuz TK is BACK! :D
 
He has opened peace talks between cats and dogs.
 
He is bff with Odo.
 
He can kill ants just by stepping on them but chooses not to.
 
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