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Standard "THE BOARD IS SLOW AS FUCK" thread

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
To whom it may concern.
 
ACtually this thread posted normally!
 
And that reply.
 
FORGET IT THEN.
 
It's been slow off and on for me.
 
Maybe Hambil is secretly working his BLACK MAGIC to lure all the spambots into a fiery magma pit.
 
I have been hard carving and then painting balsa wood crates in the same scale as Doctor Who action figures.

This may or may not have affected the speed of the board.
 
Slow + Internal server error = ?
 
DEAR LORD BABY JESUS THE BOARD IS SLOW AS FUCK :rwmad:
 
Server load is way high. Normally the ratio is below 1.0, today I checked and it was between 3-6. Bots are visiting like swimming spermatazoa, hitting our walls by the bazillions.

Only a precious few break through the wall and fertilize Strip Search.
 
ALL HAIL THE BOT OVERLORDS
 
Why do bots love us so much anyway?
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Server load is way high. Normally the ratio is below 1.0, today I checked and it was between 3-6. Bots are visiting like swimming spermatazoa, hitting our walls by the bazillions.

Only a precious few break through the wall and fertilize Strip Search.
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I've got game.
 
BAMP
 
IF I have the time I will attempt to install some stricter captcha controls on sign-ups tomorrow. No promises though because my life is fucking stupid and I have to do other stuff a lot of time. I COOK. I don't like the site, or my private server, being RAPED by TK related mongoose bots either so I will get to this in the next 18 months.
 
THANK YOU YOUR MENTALTITNESS.
 
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