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Specific neighbours discussion

Eggs Mayonnaise

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
I have one neighbor who keeps asking me to accept UPS packages for her. Then she doesn't pick them up for days. THE NERVE!
 
Tell her you are worried the packages may get mixed up with your deliveries of Celebrity Sperm.
 
It's probably drugs.
 
Punch her in the TITS.
 
WHAT ABOUT YOUR NEIGHBOURS? LET'S SWAP STORIES FOR THE NEXT 26 YEARS
 
I have a gagging order.
 
I have nothing interesting to say.
 
That reply was so quick, one might call it a gag reflex.
 
My backyard neighbors gave me a bucket of blueberries and two squash plants they didn't want. MY GAY NEIGHBORS are trying to get their little dachshund PICKLES to breed, AND ALSO my cat impregnated their cat.
 
Gay neighbours? I thought there was a state funded extermination programme in the southern states.
 
My neighbour's been singing Jingle Bells for the last couple of hours. IT'S NOT FUCKING CHRISTMAS
 
Florida took that law off the books, probably after The Golden Girls became so popular.
 
The gays are everywhere MAKING THE WORLD FABULOUS.

(don't believe everything you hear about the SOUTH)
 
Fuddlemiff said:
My neighbour's been singing Jingle Bells for the last couple of hours. IT'S NOT FUCKING CHRISTMAS
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Are they an upstairs neighbour or downstairs?
 
I want a gay neighbour. Mine drives a JCB and plays the accordion, these are not generally gay pursuits.
 
Great, now we're going to have an infographic from the Sausageman about gay JCB driving and accordion playing statistics. I hope you're proud of yourself!

Incidentally, my jingle bells neighbours are a gay couple, although only one of them actually lives there. The other one has a key and lets himself in most days. And they're almost always arguing.
 
My question was not answered.

HOW CAN I ADVISE YOU WITHOUT INFORMATION FUDDLENOANSWERMIFF?
 
THEY'RE ON TOP OKAY, THEY'RE BOTH ON TOP
 
KINKY!
 
There's gay live across the road from me but they've never done anything interesting.

It's almost as if they're just...normal people. :(
 
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