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Someone play with me

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
I'm bored at work. :(
 
:: tosses the hackey sack ::
 
a hackey sack?

Come on, you can do better than that!!!
 
*Tosses a hackey sack NAKED*

Just be glad you're nto these kids:

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Eggs knows how to play the game!!!

*catches hackey sack with her massive cleavage*
 
Wow, I've never seen one completely disappear like that -- YOU OUGHTA TURN PRO! :D
 
:tosses a salad:
 
Oh, I'm on the All-Star Team.

Wacky, just what kind of salad are you tossing?? Because that's got a whole different meaning over here....
 
and are you using grape jelly or syrup?




oh... quit bogarting the beanbag, babe?
 
Hey, you try finding it in this hole!
 
SEX SALAD
 
SLUT
 
:: tosses a volleyball :::
 
You're still not playing properly, Cock. Jesus, you've got COCK in your name!!!!
 
THY NAME IS COCK COME ON AND PLAY CORRECTLY COCKATOO
 
Hehehehehehe....See what two hours of Sportscenter has done to me? I'M MAD I SAY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
 
If he doesn't play soon, he's going to have to change his title from

"Let's be making sexy business" to

"I like it when the nurses crumble crackers into my tomato soup" :shock:
 
What Eggs said!!
 
*hits a ping pong ball into Tisiphone's cleavage.*

Ahh yeah.

:D
 
BUT CAN TISI SHOOT THE PING PONG BALL BACK? AND FROM WHERE???? :shock:
 
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