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Somebody defenestrated me

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Banned.
And now I've got broken glass on my shirt. Watch as I nonchalantly brush it off.
 
kristallnacht
 
Thegoodchinatag?
 
It's not badass unless you brush it off while walking away from a big explosion without flinching.
 
What if I walk away from a big pop tart without flinching?

'Cause, y'know, I really like pop tarts.
 
I used to like pop tarts :(
 
I used to like Pulp Fiction.
 
Then you wind up like John Travolta in Pulp Fiction.

Nnnnnot so much, no. He was walking toward the pop tart when Bruce Willis flinched. One should never walk toward a pop tart when Bruce Willis is about to flinch. That's the first thing they teach you, y'know.
 
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