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So who would win in a fight between

The Tomtrek

The Tomtrek

Love Wookiee
Chewbacca and Superman?


also if they did a blaxploitation Star Wars would he be called Chewblacka?
 
Depends. would Supes still have his heat vision so he could burn the fur off Chewie and the ability to fly so he could arial attack Chewie?

I'm biased in favor of Supes anyway.
 
Since Chewie is scared of a wet tenticle, I tend to doubt his fighting skills
 
Chewie with the KRYPTONITE PUNCH.
 
Let the Wookiee win.
 
I supposed Chewie could threaten to pull Lois's arms off, yes.
 
Loktar said:
Depends. would Supes still have his heat vision so he could burn the fur off Chewie and the ability to fly so he could arial attack Chewie?
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and then go in for the ultimate Times New Roman smackdown?
 
Superman would win.

Because lasers have a real effect in the Star Wars universe and no, not just turbo lasers, ok. EVEN SUPER EYE LASERS.
 
Why would they fight anyway? I MEAN, REALLY, COME ON, GET REAL FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
 
Fuddlemiff said:
and then go in for the ultimate Times New Roman smackdown?
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Yeah. It would be Fontastic!
 
CaptainWacky said:
Why would they fight anyway? I MEAN, REALLY, COME ON, GET REAL FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
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Because Chewie is walking round the Fortress of Solitude and Superman's all like "go away man it's the damn fortress of SOLITUDE" and Chewie's all "RRraaggHHGHhhHHHH!" and so Superman's all "oh BRING IT BITCH".
 
Okay, that could happen and I'm please to see Chewie is winning the poll and therefore the war.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Okay, that could happen and I'm please to see Chewie is winning the poll and therefore the war.
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Its tied at the moment.
 
I can also point out that superman returns from the dead, and Chewie has failed to do so
 
If Chewbacca was armed with BREATH MINTS, then him. Kal-El eats lots of onion.
 
Dor_Jan said:
If Chewbacca was armed with BREATH MINTS, then him. Kal-El eats lots of onion.
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Oh yes his rarely used SUPER STANK power.
 
Chewie has Han for back-up, Superman has no one.
 
SUPERMAN SHOOTS FIRST!

(Han now a pile of ashes)
 
It should be noted that they are both very weak to rock, but while a insy-winsy-tiny piece of Kryptonite makes Superman go away and cry, it takes a fucking MOON to do anything to Chewie.
 
What if Chewie had Yoda riding on his shoulders?
 
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