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So they made yet another Final Destination movie but called "The Final Destination"

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
THAT'S REALLY CLEVER. THAT FORMAT ISN'T TIRED AT ALL.
 
I like them all, though. I can't help myself. Dunno why they chose this name unless it's meant to be the last one.
 
THAT'S REALLY CLEVER. THAT FORMAT ISN'T TIRED AT ALL.

They're also make another SCREAM trilogy. WHEEE!
 
I like them all, though. I can't help myself. Dunno why they chose this name unless it's meant to be the last one.

3rd one was my fav!
 
(I've only see the first.)
 
I assume this is going to be 3D, as Hollywood is drunken with the belief that this tired format still has legs, and of course has nothing to do with the fact that

1) You can charge more for the glasses and the adapted screens (a rip-off)
2) It is expected the format will eventually be adapted for home use, and these will be impossible to copy.

I hope it fails miserably. Surely there's only so much of THING BEING POINTED AT THE CAMERA IN CONTRIVED AND SILLY FASHION even the most cynicism-free of cinema goers can stomach?
 
Besides, wearing glasses sucks.
 
Why be Clark Kent when you can be SUPERMAN?
 
Besides, wearing glasses sucks.

Hey, it worked for ERIC MORECAMBE!

Why be Clark Kent when you can be SUPERMAN?

Because Clark is the one who gets punchfucked on rED kRYPTONITE whilst SuperFUCK is the one who cries about it!
 
Ali Larter has a weird mouth.
 
Eric Morecambe wore glasses and died. These two facts can't be unrelated! Glasses kill!
 
Yes, but Eric Morecombe is LOVED BY A NATION OF AGEING PEOPLE, whereas SUPER CLARK WAS KILLED by a growling COUNCIL ESTATE BOY COVERED IN LITTLE "BONEY BITS" - so who is better here JOHNNY? WELL????
 
The Legendary Gagh of GAB beats them all? Did I get it right?
 
MY FINAL DESTINATION WILL PROBABLY BE THE BOTTOM OF A BOWL OF SPAGHETTI & MEATBALLS.
 
COURSE CORRECTION WAS A THING IN LOST
 
Why can't one of them just die normal, like a heart attack or something?
 
Damn Tis, you play a lot of games!
 
The only other trophies I can hope to win are the slot machines, but I don't have the heart to take them from missmanners. :(
 
Damn Tis, you play a lot of games!

What the hell else am I supposed to do when I have three hours in between shows? ;)
 
WRITE A STORY ABOUT OWLS?
 
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