Simon Pegg could never pull off "Hello, computer!"

[CaptainWacky]

SCOTTY IN NAME ONLY

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I think after a big bag of weed, I bet he'd loosen up enough to caress the mouse and offer up a dulcet tone to the IBM XT.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Pegg needs to loose part of a finger in a war and then hide it TO TRUELY BE SCOTTY IN MY EYES.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Has he ever even won a bag-pipe competition? I DON'T THINK SO.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Pegg needs to loose part of a finger in a war and then hide it TO TRUELY BE SCOTTY IN MY EYES.

You should tweet that to him. If you don't, then I will! THIS IS A THREAT!

 

[Homo Erectus]

oh a threat eh?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

YES I THINK I MADE IT CLEAR THAT IT WAS A THREAT.

AND YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON THAT.

 

[Homo Erectus]

*feels threatened*

 

[FBI parte due]

Help... computer?

 

[CaptainWacky]

NOT NOW, MADELINE.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

SULU: It's been a while since I rode a black man!

PILOT: Whuh... what'd you say?

SULU: I said it's been a while since I rode a Huey.

PILOT: Oh. Yeah. That's... that's what I thought.

[SULU CARESSES HELICOPTER PILOT'S THIGH]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't think John Cho is even gay!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Not NOW, anyway.

 

[CaptainWacky]

NOT NOW, MADELINE, YOU MEAN.

 

[CaptainWacky]

FUCKING SIMON PEGG FOR APPEARING IN CLONE WARS AFTER DERIDING THE PREQUELS.