Shilpa Shetty

[CaptainWacky]

Never heard of her. Seems a bit full of herself.

 

[headvoid]

i hope Ken Russell and her do a frantic Indian Dance scene followed by him choking to death on a rose petal she blew into his mouth.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Then Jermaine starts jumping on Ken's windpipe to dislodge it but fails then continues to jump anway "it's what Michael would have wanted!"

 

[headvoid]

Shilpa tries to revive him by mouth to mouth resuscitation WITHOUT ACTUALLY TOUCHING HIS LIPS.

The rest of the celebrities stand around and hug a visibly shaking Jermaine. He is heard to whisper repeatedly "It could have been me in The Wiz with Diana!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's alright.

 

[Cassie]

OMG it's BB time! I've just figured out what you are talking about with all these people I've never heard of.

 

[CaptainWacky]

CELEB BB

 

[Cassie]

Big celebrities! I only recognize Dirk and Jermaine.

 

[Grammour Boy]

Shilpa is hot.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

She sure is. And her accent is nice to listen to.

At least until you realise she sounds like Gwen "Bugs Bunny" Cooper from Torchwood.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Big celebrities! I only recognize Dirk and Jermaine.

Well the rest are all British (and one Indian) TO BE FAIR.

 

[Cassie]

OK OK, I know they're not American.

 

[headvoid]

She cried a bit tonight. DONT FEEL SORY FOR HER ITS A TRCIK

 

[CaptainWacky]

ALL WOMEN ARE UP TO SOMETHING

 

[whisky]

Out on wednesday

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fittest one in there.

 

[Grammour Boy]

I wonder what her boobies must feel like.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ask me again sometime.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

She won't be out on Wednesday, Bollywood has a huge following. Huger than Jade's gold digging boyfriend.

I was surprised by her crying, I wouldn't have guessed she'd got so much emotional connection with that bunch of loons. Still, the prospect of being stuck with Germaine and Ken for the foreseeable future probably would be quite depressing.

 

[headvoid]

Still, the prospect of being stuck with Germaine and Ken for the foreseeable future probably would be quite depressing.

Yup, she was ousted by the youngsters.

Ken looked like he had a metal spike put up his ass.

Jermaine couldn't form an expression on his face at all.